..to really take a dislike people who I only know as paragraphs on a webpage??

[thinkaboutthepepilepticdogs]

I've namechanged for this, and won't name any of the MNetters that I'm referring to (so please don't either!). BUT, do you ever find the same MNetters on threads you are commenting on - and they always disagree with what you think??

This seems to happen to me alot and I find myself really disliking them, which is ridiculous. Sat here on my computer, they aren't even real people, just paragraphs of text on the screen so how can I dislike them so much??!

Am I the only one that gets this? Or are there more of you out there that are just as irrational as me?

[Mumcentreplus]

Thrush-tastic

[AnyFucker]

< tries not to scratch >

< fails >

[RustyBear]

opinionatedmother - given that SolidGold suggested Her Beatitude looks up it for her mooncup, what do you think a foof might be?

And morloth you may like to know that chocolate mousse in a can is now available in Tescos - in fact DD bought some this evening....

[AnyFucker]

oh, you and your breegynae

maybe the cunting peaches in a peach fruit corner will sort me out

although dh may not be happy when he gets 'em stuck between his teef

although, before anyone pipes up, there is none of that kind of below-stairs action going on until I am "sorted"

[SolidGoldBrass]

Soda bicarb in your bath, no knickers for a week and no bubble bath ever again should sort you out.

[mollyroger]

and watch out for fabric conditioner etc, once you've got thrush, you can become ultra sensitive to stuff like that.

Greeney, Ol' Beanie, some of us veggers were embracing cunting as an adjective, way before you had your Sainsbo incident...

cunting peaches, describes the way they are rock hard and rock hard for weeks, then go bbleuuurrgghy soft and rotten overnight. Similar problems occur with avocados - and most commonly, mangoes.

As you were....

[oneopinionatedmother]

@rusty bear - wizard's sleeve? random things always emerge from them.

i think i've caught Thrush off AnyFucker.

[AnyFucker]

< imagines self at work with no knickers >

nope, not gonna happen

oneopinionatedmother, I will have you know that thrush is not a sexually transmitted infection, so you don't "catch it" < has been googling > < has been feeling a bit "yucky" >

'tis improving today, the Fluconazole is kickin' in

thanks for concern, ladies

[MillyR]

Returning to the thread topic...

I know there is someone on MN who was really rude to me, someone else who I was really rude to for no god reason, and someone else again who is hilarious. I can't remember the names of any of these people (although possibly it was Ingles I was rude to?). So, I do get annoyed, it is just difficult to remember why, when or who by on MN.

[Mumcentreplus]

Best way to ripen an advocado is to put it in paper bag next to potatoes.

AF try Melaleuca Oil ..heard it helps

[TrillianAstra]

LOL at this thread going all cunting peaches and vegan sandals and thrush remedies.

[PacificDogwood]

Putting green bananas next to apples helps ripen them

Also I find find pears either rockhard, only useful as a missiles, or rotten - there is no inbetween.

Now, natural yoghurt, there's the thing for thrush - inside and out

[PacificDogwood]

Natural yaghort, only, naturally!

[PacificDogwood]

yoghurt, even

[MrsMerryHenry]

AnyFucker, how's this for a remedy:

1. Fill a Mooncup to the brim with natch bio-active yoghurt, vinegar, and a sprinkling of bicarb of soda.
   
   
2. Insert full Mooncup into foof (requires a steady hand).
   
   
3. Jump up and down.
   
   
   
   I recommend keeping knickers on for this treatment.

[AnyFucker]

I don't have a mooncup

Can I have a borrow of yours, since you are not needing it at the moment?

[oneopinionatedmother]

ah, but Anyfucker, it was my fingers that were itching....

though my bits now feel like I have used the bog brush as a dildo.
MrsMerryHenry

ROFL!

[MrsMerryHenry]

course you can! Anything for you! I'll pop it in the post.

[Mumcentreplus]

sharing a Moony is like sharing a nappy

[AnyFucker]

I must remember to give it a quick rinse before I use it...

[Mumcentreplus]