..to really take a dislike people who I only know as paragraphs on a webpage??

[thinkaboutthepepilepticdogs]

I've namechanged for this, and won't name any of the MNetters that I'm referring to (so please don't either!). BUT, do you ever find the same MNetters on threads you are commenting on - and they always disagree with what you think??

This seems to happen to me alot and I find myself really disliking them, which is ridiculous. Sat here on my computer, they aren't even real people, just paragraphs of text on the screen so how can I dislike them so much??!

Am I the only one that gets this? Or are there more of you out there that are just as irrational as me?

[Mumcentreplus]

hahaha...perhaps because this is after the fact? ..if I was there at the time I would have still laughed my arse off..such is life..

[SolidGoldBrass]

HBLB: Have you found your mooncup yet? If not, have you looked up your foof?
As to the cunting peaches, an XP of mine used to mutter about 50 Things to Do With Peaches... 51 if you eat them.

[PacificDogwood]

I used to love tinned peaches, thanks, SGB, really thanks

[GreensleevesFlouncedLikeAKnob]

cunting peaches???

you people aren't worthy to use the word cunting

I am feeling fragile

with a capital F

an fact a solid gold diamond-encrusted F

but not cos of bloody daftpunk

this thread is making me feel smoochy about MN again though, thanks for that

[Mumcentreplus]

I want to know long said Moony has been lost?..your body could have assimilated it by now..part clitoris -part moon-cup?

[SomeGuy]

I just bought some vegan sandals. To replace the old vegan sandals, which got eaten by foxes. I don't think they are homemade though. And I didn't realise they were vegan. And being vegan's not as big a deal as it sounds, cos there are no vegetarian sandals - they either contain leather or they don't, there's no 'milk byproducts' nonsense with footwear.

May I point out, on the subject of mooncups, that you should also decline the use of toilet paper, cos you could find that washing about in the sea as well. Much better: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg

Also, anyone who is on the pill, your hormone-filled piss is most likely progressively turning men into women.

[Mumcentreplus]

lol..what an excuse 'Foxes ate my sandals'

[chegirl]

Thank you Someguy. Proper laffed at 'which got eaten by foxes'. Tee hee.

[Mumcentreplus]

god I don't think I could walk around with a damp fanny..and blow-dried fanny..well then I would have to condition..my life is interesting enough thanks

[SomeGuy]

but they did, see there's a thread about it: mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/806321-Foxes-stole-our-shoes?msgid=16467889

[HerBeatitude]

ROFL at looking up my foof.

It's not there either

[PacificDogwood]

Fox stole DS1's very first shoe, only one, but it was Clarks, and not at all vegan and rendered the other shoe a bit useless. This is only 5 years ago and I am still bitter .

[PaulDacresCrackWhore]

I have minge mange - judge me, judge me

[chegirl]

Well my dog looks like a very small fox and he has eaten his way through several of mine and dc's shoes.

Including [heartbreakingly] one suede, leopard print, mary jane high heel

Thing is, it was bigger than him!

[PacificDogwood]

I shop at Tesco
I am not vegetarian/vegan/fruitarian/rastafarian
I travel by plane several times a year
I drive a 4x4
I BF DS1 only 6 weeks (is this too short?), DS2 got only EMB+FF (is this morally wrong and will have turned him into a homcidal maniac, requiring lifelong therapy at the tax payers expense?), DS3 BF to 13 months (is this too long?)
Pubic hair was recently subjected to annual pre-holiday tidyup [preen]
I am well over 40 and up the duff

[oneopinionatedmother]

wow this thread has become rather silly loved up.

what's a foof?

who are these people that have time to waste staring at their fanjo hair? surely you should be wasting that time on MN!

@pauldacre just cos you asked..

gavel to your mangy minge

[Mumcentreplus]

My pubes are very 70s ..unless my DH gives them a trim/shave/mohican

[PaulDacresCrackWhore]

(Would preen but too busy stocking up on nylon knickers and oh-so-feminine deoderants)

[AnyFucker]

I am currently suffering from thrush

go for it

[IUsedToBePeachy]

'ROFL at 'cunting peaches''

[Penthesileia]

LTEC - I loves ya, baby.

Oh god. Am weeping now: Morloth - "In Australia you can get canned chocolate mousse and if you get a can of that and the spray cream - you can make a cocktail of happy right into your mouth." Surely this should be in line for quote of the week? Cocktail of happy!!!

Also loving KerryMumbles' "bitch cuntfest posters". LOL.

This thread is hilarious.

[PacificDogwood]