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short people are so annoying

166 replies

emptyvessels · 01/08/2009 21:31

Whining about not being able to get things on high shelves, banging on all the time about trousers not fitting.

Why don't they all just make an effort to grow a bit and stop just complaining about it to their friends?

OP posts:
snala · 01/08/2009 21:34

Er.... what?

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:36

i agree put the short arses on stock,stretch them to reach the shelf level and take all

dem empty vessels and do some noise exploration

Rafi · 01/08/2009 21:36

Aren't empty vessels the ones that are supposed to make most noise? [hmmm]

Rafi · 01/08/2009 21:37

or rather

Lilyloo · 01/08/2009 21:37

Yes agree em[pty vessels NOT!!

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:39

exactlt!we need some noise-content analysis using the i-smell-shite meter

LynetteScavo · 01/08/2009 21:39

I find tall people annoying.

I'm 5'6.

Tidey · 01/08/2009 21:40

Oooh, thread about a thread? Are you, perchance, shy at all?

tatt · 01/08/2009 21:41

buy them some high heels, especially if they are male.

MrsMattie · 01/08/2009 21:42

I'm 5"11 and a half (sooo...6 feet then, really). I don't find short people annoying. I find them small, yes. Annoying? No.

Rafi · 01/08/2009 21:42

I'm 4'11 and the best part of it is that I ALWAYS have legroom. Unlike the tall people whose legs seem to need two seats' worth of space on buses.

As for high shelves, I've been known to climb on the freezer in Sainsbury's before if no-one's around to reach something down for me.

MrsMattie · 01/08/2009 21:42

Small men can be quite annoying of you're a tall female. But that's a whole other story.

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:42

if you are a short arse buy some vertiginous fuck me shoes

job done

TheCrackFox · 01/08/2009 21:43

They could, at the very least, use stilts at all times. Would save us from having to listening to whinging all day.

QOD · 01/08/2009 21:44

women of 5ft 4 help me in shops
LOL

I am 5ft and 3/4 inch

emptyvessels · 01/08/2009 21:44

I'M NOT SHY WOT MAKES U FINK I'M SHY?

OP posts:
scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:44

get the shorties on stilts shouting its da plane boss

MrsMattie · 01/08/2009 21:44

Do you approve of those Tom Cruise shoes for short men?

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:45

stop SHOUTING short arse

daftpunk · 01/08/2009 21:45

lol SM...i used to love that...

Momdeguerre · 01/08/2009 21:46

How tall are you empty?

BCNS · 01/08/2009 21:47

I tend to find being short fab.. lots of male attention.. holding doors and reaching things down.. what is there not to like about it

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:47

i think empty is not the height of shite

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 21:47

i think empty is not the height of shite

Lilyloo · 01/08/2009 21:48

Lelli Kelly are doing party shoes with heels now!