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short people are so annoying

166 replies

emptyvessels · 01/08/2009 21:31

Whining about not being able to get things on high shelves, banging on all the time about trousers not fitting.

Why don't they all just make an effort to grow a bit and stop just complaining about it to their friends?

OP posts:
harleyd · 01/08/2009 23:40

gz...you short arse

GodzillasBumcheek · 01/08/2009 23:41

Hey long time no see!

How you doing?

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 23:42

DP you must work on your put downs
that was piss poor do try harder

daftpunk · 01/08/2009 23:43

er...fuck off saddo....is that better?

GodzillasBumcheek · 01/08/2009 23:45

Off to bed anyway (FWIW i'm not because nobody recognised me - would've been nice but the original plan was just to annoy the fuck out of some annoying MNers and then get away with it, hahaha)

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 23:45

actually,no not erudite enough. try harder

harleyd · 01/08/2009 23:46

im good ta...you?

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 01/08/2009 23:47

I thought the tip to namechanging then trolling was to get rid of your profile!!!!!

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 23:48

GBC why would anyone recognise you?what was your expectation an exultant mass shouting that is GBC that is,horah

SkaterGrrrrl · 01/08/2009 23:48

Shy people are not annoying. Short people are not annoying.

That is all.

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 01/08/2009 23:49

Oh, thanks Skater.

MsMisanthrope · 01/08/2009 23:49

they are quite annoying when they get under my feet. the little fuckers.

daftpunk · 01/08/2009 23:50

lol SM...you wanna talk dirty with me yeah?

i'm not really into cyber sex..so i'll just at ya..x

harleyd · 01/08/2009 23:50

im on the left....thanks

scottishmummy · 01/08/2009 23:53

dp have you been sniffing lemsips?what are you on about

im sat left

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 01/08/2009 23:54

Just pass it around in a circle, then everyone's left.

Ninkynork · 01/08/2009 23:54

Arf @ "you daft git you"

(It's not a serious thread now is it? Is it? OMG it is and you'll all slate me blah blablah)

It's too complicated, I'm fecking off to bed.

With my stilts 'cos I is short.

daftpunk · 01/08/2009 23:56

sniffing lemsips..like it....

i have to go for my run

harleyd · 01/08/2009 23:57

christ punky thats hardcore man

daftpunk · 01/08/2009 23:58

everyday...1 hour..i am well fit!

night y'all

x

harleyd · 02/08/2009 00:00

nitey x

SkaterGrrrrl · 02/08/2009 00:20
scottishmummy · 02/08/2009 00:27

yo to da left

SkaterGrrrrl · 02/08/2009 00:35
hansan · 02/08/2009 03:20

no, you're annoying. empty vessel sums up your tiny mind.

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