short people are so annoying

[emptyvessels]

Whining about not being able to get things on high shelves, banging on all the time about trousers not fitting.

Why don't they all just make an effort to grow a bit and stop just complaining about it to their friends?

How very dare you call me short - I don't like short people, they are ALL the same.

No manners either.

I do apologise for daring to 'fink u're shy'. I thought perhaps this thread was an amusing offshoot from the one about finding shy people annoying, as being short is something else people can't help being. Obviously I'm wrong there and will go and quietly flagellate myself in a corner.

I am 7" of course

(Hah, that will throw them off the scent)

C'mon empty - tell us what you calssify as being an acceptable height. . .

Emptyvessels, I'm wondering now... have you had your ankles attacked by a herd of midget clones or something?

Wow, you must find buying clothes tough.

Doesn't that mean inches?

how can you not like danny devito?

EmptyVessels short hair short arse suits ya

LOL - I meant 7 feet

Ouch - my sides hurt now, thanks alot for that

LOL is claiming to be a 7 inch throbbing member of society

Yes short people are annoying. Not only am I short, but I'm also fat with ginger hair which is even more fucking annoying.

I suppose you look like Nicole Kidman then.

Tall people are annoying too, if they sit in front of me in the cinema.

Yes they should all get cut down to size

SAW had the right idea. chop a blooming foot off, that'll teach 'em for growing so much.

do u have a lady saw in pink for dem tall fuckers

So you're not keen on tall people or short people, emptyvessels?

[nervous tic] NO. Pink is evil.

but pink and gore are so globular together

Rafi

I do not like you short OR tall
Short or long hair, or none at all.

Yous all ponces.

Why is nobody angry yet?
Am I doing something wrong?

I make a rubbish troll...I have tried before. Either nobody takes me seriously or EVERYBODY takes me seriously.

Boo hoo. Nobody loves a pathetic troll.

ach look short arse your multitude of prejudices are so LOL i cant dislike yer

Ok, if you want, I am furious, wailing and apoplectic.

How short is short?

EV....it's ..er, a bit boring....sorry.

I think you're just too entertaining.

Would you like me in a house?
Would you like me with a mouse?