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To think this sort of dogging is just not on

62 replies

higgle · 19/07/2009 18:02

I opened my bedroom curtains this morning to see two cars pull up at village hall opposite, both with large fitted dog crates in the back. Though nothing of it to begin with as they do hold dog shows there sometimes. Looked back a short while later to see 2 females standing by as male assisted 2 boxer dogs to mate, followed by frantic doggie humping in full view of public - including children walking to village shop. Male then held both dogs whilst they were "tied" and I went over to ask if they had permission to be through the gate on the village hall lawn - they said they didn't need it and when I took their registration numbers to report them the rather posh looking middle aged lady, who seemed to own the bitch swore at me and told me to get a sex life!! This was obviously a commercial transaction and I really can't understand why they would want to conduct it in such a way, wouldn't have been offended by a couple of strays having a bonk but this made me really cross.

OP posts:
SlartyBartFast · 19/07/2009 18:03

am speechless,
don't they have a room?

DarrellRivers · 19/07/2009 18:04

It's DISGUSTING
DISGUSTING
DISGUSTING

Goblinchild · 19/07/2009 18:05

My thoughts exactly Slarty, a commercial opportunity presents itself to you higgle.
Love hotels for canines.

twoluvlykids · 19/07/2009 18:05

I thought this was going to be about the other sort of dogging.....

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 19/07/2009 18:06

How unpleasant! I would not have liked to see that out of my window. I think the whole purposely mating animals thing is a bit gross and weird anyway. The woman was clearly mad. YANBU.

TheCrackFox · 19/07/2009 18:09

Quite disappointed with this thread - thought it was going to be about the rather more interesting dogging.

YABU - it is only dogs shagging.

MitchyInge · 19/07/2009 18:18

this has got to be the most frustratingly misleading AIBU subject line in the world EVER

YABU for that alone

wolfnipplechips · 19/07/2009 18:21

i wonder if she feels used and cheap. The bitch that is.

Devendra · 19/07/2009 18:59

Hahahaha..I would have found it funny tbh. Dogs hump each other all the time. YABU

higgle · 19/07/2009 20:50

yes, but it seemed a bit like prostitution to me - wouldn't have minded if just doggie friends doing it. there is in fact a perfectly good real dogging site just downthe road tehy could have used!

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BitOfFun · 19/07/2009 20:52

Your OP sounds like you wouldn't have minded real dogging in comparison

Noonki · 19/07/2009 20:53

must learn not to skim read.

expertinscunthorpe · 19/07/2009 20:54

Um, why didn't you just close the curtains?

So a child sees two dogs shagging? And?

monkeyfacegrace · 19/07/2009 21:00

FGS its two dogs. My daughter (2.5) is constantly seeing cats shagging in our area. Its responsible for dog owners to mate their dogs properly, as opposed to them getting up the duff by any mongrel.
Dogs shagging will have also only lasted a few mins.
FWIW, Im also fuming that I got quite excited when Id read as far as 'two cars with large dog cages', and thought something more juicy was coming!

springlamb · 19/07/2009 21:01

I see your point.

Yes, kids do see dogs shagging and usually have a good giggle. But the 'tie' part can actually be quite horrid to observe and really confusing for kids.

I bet they had met at one of the dog shows, decided to mate their dogs and that was a convenient location. They don't sound like responsible breeders to me.

YANBU, but there's not much you can do about it.

springlamb · 19/07/2009 21:02

Actually the tie alone can last up to 20 minutes and often the bitch will look as if she is trying to get away.

gagamama · 19/07/2009 21:04

Were the dogs naked as well?

monkeyfacegrace · 19/07/2009 21:06

Springlamb, 20 mins is enough time for a kid to be given a drink and a visit to the toilet. They hardly have to be cooped up all afternoon to avoid it. Ive had farts that have lasted longer than that.

FranSanDisco · 19/07/2009 21:06

I'd be a bit at the planning of it. Had two dogs just decided to do 'it' I wouldn't have been so [shocked].

ingles2 · 19/07/2009 21:06

YABU, it is only dogs shagging...
but on the other hand, why on earth wouldn't they do this at home? Why at a car park?
some dog owners are v.v. strange (that excludes me and all MN dog owners of course)

MamaHobgoblin · 19/07/2009 21:14

YANBU. Come on, would anyone like to see this?? Boxers are so fugly, too...

Just can't understand why they didn't 'service' the dog at one of their homes. Maybe they live at opposite ends of the country and your village happened to be in the middle?

Shame really, I think boxers have all sorts of health problems as a result of being overbred...

nkf · 19/07/2009 21:16

How unbelieavably bizarre. So bizarre I'm tempted it must be a spoof for a late night Channel 5 show.

tiredemma · 19/07/2009 21:19

'get a sex life'??

neveronamonday · 19/07/2009 21:20

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alibaabaa · 19/07/2009 21:28

YANBU - I don't like dogs at the best of times, let alone having to watch a doggie brothel outside my window first thing - uuuhhhh, just had physical shudder!!!!
The old pimp-lady should do it in her own back yard!!!