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To invite the whole of Mumsnet to come judge my Ex-P?

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madameovary · 20/06/2009 08:51

This will probably make more sense to those posting on the Emotional Abuse thread.

Today is a difficult day for me.
Ex-P is getting "handfasted" to OW today. Apparently this is because she thinks she's terminally ill. They are doing this in front of people from the poetry world, none of whom have a clue what he is really like.

He left me in January after several weeks of "we should just be friends".
Logically I am well shot of him. I DO know this!
this was a good example of his behaviour.
DD was ten months old.
When he gets her pg, as he surely will, this will make six DC's to four different mothers.

He is 51 fgs. I recently spoke to his ex-wife who says he was controlling and abusive to her as well and that his 21 yr old son now thinks he's a joke.

Yes, I am hurting, yes I am wishing I had never met him (if not for my beautiful DD its my favourite fantasy).
And yes it will make me feel a whole lot better if you tell me what a twunt he is!

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Ninkynork · 20/06/2009 19:13

madameovary's Ex-P for example, is a twat.

"handfasted", at his age! I married my best friend's cat in a Wiccan ceremony when I was fifteen FGS.

moondog · 20/06/2009 19:15

Guffaw at Ninky.
Really BoF??
Can we have more details?

scottishmummy · 20/06/2009 19:22

look in the unlikely event i gave upmy avaricious consumer lifestyle and donned birkenstocks and wafted the patchouli oil.it wouldn't be for a tit called hallux vagus or whatever the bare foot doctor was called

he would need a masterful commanding name

ThorLongCock
Master of Psychic universe
ReallyRichWeirdyGuy

moondog · 20/06/2009 19:25

There used to be some great threads on here sneering at Barefoot Tit Doctor's advice.

Dear Barefoot
I have terminal cancer and no arms. What would you recommend?
Bob

Dear Bob
Rub linseed oil into the right heel three times a day while tapping solar plexus and intoning 'Plah, plah, plah'.
Barefoot

scottishmummy · 20/06/2009 19:27

these quacks do make me laugh like Holford and Gillian McKeith.aye give me all your dosh and i will sell you some placebo with a latin sounding quasi-medicinal made-icus-up-us name.for lots o money

moondog · 20/06/2009 19:31

Ian Marber's another dodgy one.
The Food Doctor.
My arse.

The I'll-sling-a-few-bagels-in-a-bag-scatter-some-seeds-on-them-talk-guff-about-GI-and fleece-the-lot-of-youse! 'doctor' more like.

Anyway, we digress.
Back to original cock under consideration eh?

scottishmummy · 20/06/2009 19:35

ok back to MR HamFisted,sounds like beardy weirdy with morals of a mangey dog

geordieminx · 20/06/2009 19:43

Awh MO - You are well shot of him.

((((we emailed a few times, not sure whether you remember me))))

Hope your gorgeous dd is ok.

xxx

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 20/06/2009 19:52

You've had a very lucky escape from this arsehole. You may be feeling sad/angry now but soon you will wake up with a huge sense of relief. He on the other hand, will have karma biting him on the arse quicker then you can say 'freedom!'. I was sucked in by an arsehole, they thrive on your vulnerability then move on to someone else, leaving you to pick up the pieces of your shattered self. You can do this, he's not won.

junglist1 · 20/06/2009 20:00

God, you're SO SO well shot of him!!! Well done you and congratulations for getting the weight of the woman beating arsewipe off your shoulders!

BunnyLebowski · 20/06/2009 20:10

Madameovary - I have nothing to offer but my opinion that your ex is a uber knobshine.

Oh and that your daughter might just be the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. Wow!

madameovary · 20/06/2009 23:34

Hi everyone, thought I'd killed the thread. The ceremony was at six and ya know what? I'm curiously okay. At that precise moment DD was asleep on me and I was nodding off so I hung on for another half hour then went to bed to watch House on my iPhone
Now who wants to see the lovely pics I er...creatively doctored of ex-twunt?
Flappy! Love the new name! DD is at nursery Tues and Wed and it would be great to see you.
You too, Geordieminx.

Thanks for all your wonderful witty comments. They are doing the trick nicely. It's extremely painful when you invest time and energy in someone who turns out to be someone completely fake and soulless.

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Ninkynork · 20/06/2009 23:37

"Now who wants to see the lovely pics I er...creatively doctored of ex-twunt?"

Me me me me me - I do!

BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 23:46

I want to see them too! I have just sneaked a peek- your dd is gorgeous, and blimey, you are KNOCKOUT!!

BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 23:49

And moondog, that's as much as I know. It must be four years ago maybe?

Ninkynork · 20/06/2009 23:53

My oh my, BoF's post led me to have a nose and I second everything she has said. You are gorgeous and your DD is absolu-bloody-lutely beautiful! What a smile!

Even more reason to lose the loser, the twat.

BitOfFun · 21/06/2009 00:01

Yes, my DP is a bloody good artist of the female form, and I showed him your pic and he would love to paint you when he gets a chance if you're up for it- his site is on my profile if you want to see what he paints x

madameovary · 21/06/2009 00:20

Bunny - thank you. She is gorgeous. I am soooo sooo tempted to link to his FB page so you can see him. My friend was showing pics of him to a work acquaintance and she was confused - thought it was my Dad. Rofl.

He's not a beardy weirdy type at all. The persona he adopted with me was North-East Alpha Male who is In Touch with his Feelings and writes poetry. Apparently lesbians love him and women feel safe with him. Oh dear lord, if only they knew. His public face is affable, charismatic, capable, very attractive and socially outgoing. His private face...well think irritable, controlling, manipulative, suspicious.

I think he is somewhere between a narcissist and a sociopath. Whatever he is completely toxic to be in a relationship with. He gets you so focussed on his needs that you can't see that he is twisting things to completely suit himself.

Dittany- damn straight! He always hated that I wouldn't bend to his will and move in with him. It was indeed why he went looking for a more willing victim.

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madameovary · 21/06/2009 00:22

Ooh you've all posted and I thought you were away. Ok let me get the links...

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BitOfFun · 21/06/2009 00:25

Interesting...the tutor I was talking about was lesbian before she was seduced by the barefoot doctor...

FlappyTheBat · 21/06/2009 00:28

madameovary, free tues, wed, fri and sat/sun now too, dh away until end of the year.

playpark could be a better idea as dd2 runs everywhere and never sits still, the days of leisurely coffee's are over - do they do take aways?

BitOfFun · 21/06/2009 00:30

I wish I still live where you do and could join you!

madameovary · 21/06/2009 00:34

http://s759.photobucket.com/albums/xx236/madameovary/?action=view&current=Fkoffpik.jpg does this work? am doing this on iPhone so a bit fiddly.

BitofFun, would be a glorious boost to my poor ego to be painted

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madameovary · 21/06/2009 00:36

Try again!
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madameovary · 21/06/2009 00:36

Try again!
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