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To actually quite like Jeremy Kyle?

134 replies

shootfromthehip · 21/05/2009 13:53

So I don't really watch his show but am currently being treated to a repeat on ITV2. The title is 'Jeremy Kyle confronts knife crime' and whilst he is a bit smug and annoying, I actually quite like him. And the programme is really informative.

That's it really...

...let the berating begin

OP posts:
chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:17

A big baldy orange who shouts at peadophiles

ilovesprouts · 21/05/2009 23:18

yes but a vert nice big orange

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:19

He picks them up and chucks them and stuff

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:20

An orange with big manly arms...

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:20

...and piercing eyes...

ilovesprouts · 21/05/2009 23:22

i love it when he gets right into peoples faces and makes them stand up as he does not want them to sit

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:24

There is a big orange called Steve,
Who can make peedo's firmly believe,
That they're lives will be short
And he's willing to snort
In their faces to get them to leave!

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:26

On telly, a man with no hair
Will not let the scum have a chair
His name it is Steve
And he'll get them to leave
By pointing and yelling Out There!

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:27

STOP IT STOP IT!

I am getting all worked up and peeing myself at the same time!

It will wake OH up !

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:28

Did you see the one when he threw the chair and it STUCK in the wall?

OMG though!

I wish he would come and do one of his walk about things here.

I would rub his baldy bits

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:29

Til they shone? Or til the orange came off on your hand?

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:31

One day when in the UK
Steve got rubbed by young Che
She rubbed and she rubbed
But he cruelly snubbed
her and left her for the US of A

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:32

You are so fecking funny Tat

I am snorting and snorfing all over the place.

lisad123 · 21/05/2009 23:33

hate hate hate him. He pulls on weak and vunerlable people he can abuse on set and yell at and sends them off with more problems than when they started!!

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:33

Steady, that could cause all kinds of leakage - I don't know how Mr Wilko would feel about that...

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:35

What the hell is weak and vulnerable about someone who beats up their girlfriend, or sends their 14 year old daughter out to buy crack for them etc etc? Oh yes, and who is also daft enough to come on the programme in the first place?!

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:36

I lurve him, I lurve him, I lurve, lurve, lurve lurve him.

And so does Tattifer.

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:39

Yes, even if he is orange.

I like orange

Tortington · 21/05/2009 23:40

commoners

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:41

!!!

If you want commoners, watch Jeremy!

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:42

Can I mention the Springer word?

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:48

Jer reee jer reee jer reeee!

Its not the same without Steve though.

tattifer · 21/05/2009 23:51

No, only his biceps were up to job of wrestling the fat and baggy hillbillies from off of their husbands/girlfriends/sisters/mothers....

chegirl · 21/05/2009 23:53

I used to like the Oprah show before she went all 'lifestyle'. She didnt take any nonsense and had the weirdest stuff on her show.

No Steve though

oldspotraver · 21/05/2009 23:55

Lol @ Shiney dating Jezzas best mate... was it trauma free ??

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