To want to grab my ExH's balls, inject them with swine semen then put them through a mangle?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

Give it to me.

YANBU, I remember your previous threads. Go for it.

depends what he's done.

haha nice namechange there!

Well he was supposed to pick up the DC at 11am to take them to his grans house for the weekend. I had a train booked at 1.20pm to go to my friends in manchester, go to a gig and generally have fun, then go to BitofFuns house tomorrow night for , a bit of fun, then go see my mum and dad on Sunday.

He called me to tell me he was stuck at work and to book a later train ticket and he'd pay.

So here I am slightly drunk, packed and ready to go, and he still hasn't turned up

Oh boo.

(who namechanged btw?)

I assumed nametaken became namebacon? Topical and all...

I am indeed nametaken. Some of us adopted swineflu names and I can't be arsed to change mine back yet.

Oh, swineflu, of course! Sorry, that went right over my head.

What are you going to do TDWP? Have you called him?

Yep, but no answer. I'm assuming I aint leaving tonight (hadn't booked train as I knew he couldn't be trusted)

Also after this I don't really want him having the kids.

Obviously very annoying but is it really enough to warrant breaking contact for the klds and their dad?

For tonight yes it is. There is huge history , he is lucky I give him any tbh.

Oh poo, I just read this < passes swine flu serum >

What a crapbag!!

Hope he turns up, I cleaned the house and everything...you can check: look, no mumsnet posts for me so far today!

I'm charging my pone at the mo Bof, will ring you. I am bloody furious.

Bless you with your cleaning.

Was he a bad father or just a bad husband?

Bad father, hmm, holding me by the neck against the wall as the children hysterically screamed 'it's okay mummy' then finishing it off by throwing me against their wardrobe.

Yeah he's shit.

Only reason I trusted him with them was because he was taking them to his grans. Part of our contact agreement was he only saw them when at his mums but then she got really ill.

Blimey, how come you were going to let the kids go and stay with him?

sorry cross posted

Poor you, hope you enjoy Saturday doing fun stuff with your kids anyhow

You could babysit Podrick? < hopeful >

I do hope it is a rusty mangle. Your ex is a twat. Just thank your lucky stars you are still not with that bell-end.

BoF I can't even take them to my mums and then come over to you as she's away until Sunday. Argh!

Still not heard a thing from him.

rusty mangle, love it!

I am on a child free night and have had 2 glasses of wine - am also feeling somewhat ropey so I would be The Bad Babysitter

sorry about that

YANBU what an unreliable prick!

Start a new thread with your postcode on it and maybe another mumsnetter could rescue you?

I'm on my fourth, so that makes me the bad mum.