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To want to grab my ExH's balls, inject them with swine semen then put them through a mangle?

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 19:05

Give it to me.

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BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 22:17

Good luck- just go for icy cool, don't lose your rag and give him an excuse to flounce!

HecatesTwopenceworth · 01/05/2009 22:30

yes, he's here now that your plans are ruined, but you can't say he never turned up to see his child. Seems carefully thought out by him, imo.

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 22:37

Hand me the rusty mangle.

He's in the shower. MY SHOWER. Having not spoken a word to me in the last half hour.

How the fuck do I handle this. Oh I hate him. I feel like going to bed and weeping.

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BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 22:48

You poor darling! Any chance you can salvage any of the weekend? I think calm is the best approach- getting furious isn't going to help...maybe point out how him not showing up has put your friends out tonight, but you don't want to have to cancel at short notice with the other people you'd arranged to see and who've made plans around you? (not having a go at you btw, AT ALL, just what to say to him) You can bring the rusty mangle out and make things awkward for him next week, promise!

HecatesTwopenceworth · 01/05/2009 22:49

WHAT? he just got into your shower? Bloody nerve of the bloke! Do not go to bed! Do not weep! Tell him he is taking the piss and to get the fuck out of your shower, it is NOT his home and he is to act like the barely tolerated guest that he is!

Damn cheek!

poshwellies · 01/05/2009 22:50

Fuck the rusty mangle tdwp-I'll hand you a gun.

In your shower?

Cunt.

HecatesTwopenceworth · 01/05/2009 22:52

don't suppose you have the type that go cold if you turn the hot tap on in the kitchen..or [evil] hot hot hot if you turn on the cold tap?

BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 22:53

< channels Norman Bates >

Seriously, calm disappointment- how can he put this right etc...then twist his nads off when he's lived up to his commitment to the kids this weekend!

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 02/05/2009 03:30

Well I'm alright, but not. If that makes sense. Kid's are firmly with me, he got a good knee in the balls.

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BitOfFun · 02/05/2009 03:42

what a nob!

MrsGokWan · 02/05/2009 21:14

TDWP did you manage to get away to BoF's?

MrsGokWan · 03/05/2009 22:15

I'm guessing by the fact you haven't replied that you managed to get away to BoF's. Hope you both are having a good time.

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