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Original poster

To want to grab my ExH's balls, inject them with swine semen then put them through a mangle?

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 19:05

Give it to me.

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 19:45

The only way a mumsnetter could rescue me is if she offered to drive BoF down to mine, gah.

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LoveMyGirls · 01/05/2009 19:45

What a total bastard!

Podrick · 01/05/2009 19:47

Well put out a request...maybe someone is going that way tonight??

Sparkletastic · 01/05/2009 19:49

Maybe it's only tonight's plan that is off the cards TDWP? Or are you so cheesed off that the whole thing has to be cancelled? Wouldn't blame you if you were - ex-h sounds like a total wanger. Are the kids upset or relieved?!

PortoPandemico · 01/05/2009 19:53

What a twunt! for you.

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 19:53

They are preschoolers, at the moment they are doing colouing and drinking hot chocolate. They were very upset when I told them he wasn't coming tonight.

Hopefully when I speak to him he will have an adequate excuse and can take them in the morning.

Not sure though, he has lied to me before, including using his mum being ill as an excuse.

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BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 19:56

You're still more than welcome here on Saturday if he shows...we can mix him a special potion < cackle > to take revenge...

HecatesTwopenceworth · 01/05/2009 20:51

did he know that you had plans? Do you think he has done this to spite you?

BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 20:57

I would have thought so Hec- it was arranged a couple of weeks ago. It's so mean to let TDWP down like that- all her bank holiday plans screwed, her friends have been looking forward to seeing her, her family...what an arsehole! And to not even let her know, then switch his phone off...twat of a high order, I reckon

Kimi · 01/05/2009 20:58

Was just going to ask the same thing

BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 21:02

And the cleaning I did....I bought stardrops, I tell you, just because I know TDWP likes the smell

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 21:04

Still no word, he's a twat but would he really let me down like this? I'm a bit worried about him tbh (slaps self)

BoF is your phone on, I've tried ringing you?

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AlistairSim · 01/05/2009 21:05

I hate him for you.

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 21:05

Oh bless you BoF you are such a sweetheart (they are fab though aren't they)

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nkf · 01/05/2009 21:05

What are stardrops?

BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 21:11

Very fab- I felt like such a domestic goddess

My phone's on sweetie, I'm MNing on it now watching some garbage with that fella from the Office in it...

TheCrackFox · 01/05/2009 21:23

Well he is either at A&E (very unlikely) or the twat has gone to the pub.

Was he this selfish when you were together?

TBH I think a rusty mangle is too good for the toad.

hf128219 · 01/05/2009 21:28

Tell him to WTP.

BitOfFun · 01/05/2009 21:30

? Enlighten me...

hf128219 · 01/05/2009 21:36

Pirate talk me hearty

QueenofSpleen · 01/05/2009 21:53

(walk the plank)

bigchris · 01/05/2009 21:56

what job does he do?
is it feasible he would still be at work/
or do you think he's down the pub with work colleagues
what must his gran think?

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 22:10

fucks sake he's here now, he's settling DS back into bed. I'm trying my best not to kick the hell out of him.

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MrsGokWan · 01/05/2009 22:11

WTP= Walk the plank or in other words take a long walk off a short plank.

Really sorry he's let you down

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/05/2009 22:11

I started a thread about swooning over him a couple of months ago, how things have changed.

Will report back when he leaves.

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