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Original poster

to not see a man parking his hand up his girlfriends ARSE as they walk along?

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 13:59

first cupping the left buttock( under short skirt) then I am sure he slipped one in.

then he went to unlock the car and she hoiked her pants back into place

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MadamDeathstare · 13/04/2009 14:07

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pginthecloset · 13/04/2009 14:08

eewwwwwwwww

fuzzywuzzy · 13/04/2009 14:09

why did you keep looking bleurrgghhh.

I'd have looked away when I accidentally saw the butt cupping going on ewwwww

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:18

i couldnt really look elswhere - narrow street they were in front

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onagar · 13/04/2009 14:24

Get some dark glasses so you can't see so many details.

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:25

i should have said

STOP FINGERING HER ARSE

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dittany · 13/04/2009 14:26

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KingRolo · 13/04/2009 14:27

Ew. Some people, eh?

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:27

they then got into quite a flashy car. I was suprised.

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sarah293 · 13/04/2009 14:28

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:29

ergggh

now you have ME shuddering

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HecAteTheEasterBunny · 13/04/2009 14:32

Slipped one in? you mean in her arse? In the STREET?!

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:33

i think so.
DH used to work in a pub and he said couples regulary had sexualrelaaaaaaaaaaaaations in full view

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DrNortherner · 13/04/2009 14:36

HOw can you be sure his finger went up her arse FGS - did you have a periscope?

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:37

LOL

even if it dipped in and out that is bad enough

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HecAteTheEasterBunny · 13/04/2009 14:37

really? Bloody hell fire.

Classy.

DrNortherner · 13/04/2009 14:38

But how do you know it was her arse? More likeley to be her fanjo imo.

slightlycrumpled · 13/04/2009 14:38

Grim.

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:39

That would require a deft "under" movement though?

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ProoDense · 13/04/2009 14:40

or a very long finger

DrNortherner · 13/04/2009 14:40

So they were walking next to each other?

Why am I wasting time on this?!

JaquelinehydeAllTheEggs · 13/04/2009 14:40

Mmmmm what a lady!

And what a guy!

I'm waiting for a new thread to start up saying...

"DP tried to poke his finger up my arse whilst walking down the street. I just froze and didn't know how to respond"

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:41

"or a very long finger "

ROFL

ew like the child catcher

yes she on right and he on left

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DrNortherner · 13/04/2009 14:41

But in an upright walking position it would be really difficult to slip a finger up her arse wouldn't it? It's hardly just going to slip in is it?

Plus, surely she would have winced slightly?

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AbleSister · 13/04/2009 14:42

maybe she did wince.
I was behind (arf)

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