to not see a man parking his hand up his girlfriends ARSE as they walk along?

[AbleSister]

first cupping the left buttock( under short skirt) then I am sure he slipped one in.

then he went to unlock the car and she hoiked her pants back into place

was he a midget?

a midget with a very long didget?

didgit, even.

Was she a puppet?

a horrible little man did this to me one evening years a go when i was walking down a crowded street[yes wearing a short skirt]. I saw him running away down the street. He looked exactly like the childcatcher. Yuck.

Showofhands
I think your user name is particularly ILL suited to this thread

Winces

ROFL at midget with a long didgit

Are you allowed to say midget on here?

Rofl at midget wiht a didgit

Oh God yes that wasn't very pc was it?

Why were you surprised they got into a flashy car?

because it was the behaviour of rutting paupers who know no better

Perhaps he was pushing her piles back in? :considerate

I keep seeing the name 'plumbummum' round the board. Perhaps it was her and her DH, Little Jack Horner?

Mybe it was pile related

:thoughtful:

I nearly started a thread about this the other day when I witnessed a similar incident in Morrisons. It happened in the salad aisle . She was wearing trousers but he had a 'bit of a go' at her fanny whilst they were looking at the lettuces.

did he thumb it like he might a melon?

Yeah, just like that. I normally sniff melons to check ripeness. Maybe he did that later?

ROFL @ Duchess and Little Jack Horner....

Maybe the 'lady' in question had really, really small buttocks so the ...er...area was easily accessible? (unlike self's 'comfortable' sit-upon)

My DH always tries to feel me up in public. It's a little bit embarrassing, but at least he fancies me, lol

(though i do smack his hand )

EEeeeuuurghhh.

He may have a flashy car but it sure don't mean he's got class.

Yuk
stop him scorp

LMAO! This thread's hilarious!

its just showing off your fecundity really