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Original poster

to not see a man parking his hand up his girlfriends ARSE as they walk along?

76 replies

AbleSister · 13/04/2009 13:59

first cupping the left buttock( under short skirt) then I am sure he slipped one in.

then he went to unlock the car and she hoiked her pants back into place

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MrsBeakman · 13/04/2009 23:13

Oh my God this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read!

SadieSunshine · 13/04/2009 23:20
Mumcentreplus · 13/04/2009 23:27

he was obvious helping her to extract her pants from her bum crack!..what a lovely man

Amanda1977 · 15/04/2009 08:51

Maybe the car was stolen! I bet it wasn't insured.

EyeballsintheSky · 15/04/2009 08:55

Ok, I was doing ok on this thread until it was suggested he was pushing her piles back in!

PMSL and eeeeeeeewwww

OracleInaCoracle · 15/04/2009 08:56

ewww, why would someone finger your bum hole in public? and why would you let them?

TrinityIsGettingABabyRhino · 15/04/2009 09:03

it is DIGIT

isn't it

at this arsehole fingering

and pile!!! nooooo stop it

TheMitsubishiWarrioress · 15/04/2009 09:20

Rofl at him being helpful and pushing her piles back in..

Have been scouring MN for a thread today to cheer myself up lol. MN is at its best when it is being lude and crude IMO!!

aLSO ROFL at the 'rutting paupers who know no better'

Ineedmorechocolatenow · 15/04/2009 09:47

I'm still at 'midget with a digit'

he he he

FlyMeToDunoon · 15/04/2009 09:53

Best laugh I've had over breakfast for a long while.

HuwEdwards · 15/04/2009 09:57

Perhaps they were French and (so I've heard) the French take a lot of their medicines, by way of suppository, up the jacksy.

Maybe, she had a headache and he was just helping her with her medication.

It could happen.

Did this happen in France AS?

Megglevache · 15/04/2009 09:59

was it one in the brown or in the pink?

You must have been looking for a while

SerendipitousHarlot · 15/04/2009 16:41

HuwEdwards

ROFLMAO at this thread

KayHarker · 15/04/2009 16:46

oo, I missed this one. I'm presuming ruty's experience was with a bloke grabbing her backside, rather than any specific inserting.

DivamakesKimchi · 15/04/2009 16:48

good god, very entertaining

WilyWombat · 15/04/2009 16:55

My guess is posh car and her not cracking him one around the head for it...if they are married, its not to each other

Nighbynight · 15/04/2009 16:57

my straight face only lasted until northerner asked "did you have a periscope?"

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 15/04/2009 18:17

Oh no don't say it's PlumBum! I will send her over here

This is grim, but hilarious.

littlerach · 15/04/2009 18:27

at midget and digit.

LadyOfWaffle · 15/04/2009 18:33

He's gonna be sorry next time he picks his nose...

Bleatblurt · 15/04/2009 18:57

Ewwww, I can't even stand people snogging in the street never mind...inserting things.

paolosgirl · 15/04/2009 19:04

My neighbours did this at a party recently - I can't say I looked as such, but it was kind of hard not to see iykwim. They are married - have a perfectly good room at home!

Agree with the eeuuuuuwwwwwws

Ineedmorechocolatenow · 15/04/2009 19:09

Oh my God paolosgirl - what did you do? Was it up the 'other entrance' too?

paolosgirl · 15/04/2009 19:10

I don't know what entrance it was, but once I realised what was going on I blushed and looked away VERY quickly.

He's a police officer, which for some reason made it even more inappropriate!

OracleInaCoracle · 15/04/2009 20:04

at a pub i worked at we once caught two men in a cubicle, but at least they werent in full view! damned considerate if you ask me!