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To think this is not the behaviour of a responsible mother!

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LEMAGAIN · 27/03/2009 09:01

39 year old mother, in the pub guzzled a whole bottle of wine, talked loudly about bumsex whilst with our small group of mums from DDs nursery school. Made one of the women go and ask two guys if they were gay and then when they weren't - got talking to them about tattoos and actually showed them her tattood nipple. This was in a very upmarket pub/resturant. Then, said mother staggered home, alone - along a deserted beach, sending random texts to people. Got home, kept her poor DP awake with her tossing turning and generalised whining. Puked up this morning and woke up too late to take her DD to nursery - outrageous behaviour!!!!!

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 27/03/2009 09:02

It was you wasn't it?

(snurk)

LauriefairycakeeatsCupid · 27/03/2009 09:04

hope you had a great time

LauriefairycakeeatsCupid · 27/03/2009 09:05

I haven't got randomly pissed up for no reason for years

whimpers - and I used to be such a lush

Tee2072 · 27/03/2009 09:25

See that? That was just bragging!

I hope you had fun!!

Eyeballsinthesky · 27/03/2009 09:27

Tattooed nipple??? Eeeeek!

differentID · 27/03/2009 09:27

definitely outrageous. Braggart.

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LEMAGAIN · 27/03/2009 09:47

oh im not sure if i am actually bragging - cos i don't feel so clever now In fact i have just received a bollocking from my DP for being irresponsible and i properly feel sick as a pig!!! The room still spinning NEVER AGAIN¬!!!!!!

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 27/03/2009 10:18

Sounds like a fun evening!

ForeverOptimistic · 27/03/2009 10:21

Oh God I don't envy the hangover that you must have now.

RidiculousCrush · 27/03/2009 10:21

We all know it was you.

RidiculousCrush · 27/03/2009 10:22

Take 2 ibuprofen and eat a packet of crisps - slowly. Lie on the sofa all day.

SerendipitousHarlot · 27/03/2009 10:22

Hahahahaa sounds like fun

Gunnerbean · 27/03/2009 10:23

I think it's ok for her to act indecorously when her children are in bed - as long as she'd never let herself be seen on a bus letting her toddler sit in its pram feeding itself a jar of baby food with a spoon she should be fine.

Niftyblue · 27/03/2009 10:24

Come on admit it
IT was you

FAQinglovely · 27/03/2009 10:26

lol Lem - sounds like you had a fab time (although could feel verrrrrrry long)

sarah293 · 27/03/2009 10:26

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Stayingsunnygirl · 27/03/2009 11:06

WOULD YOU LIKE US ALL TO TALK VERY VERY QUIETLY LEMAGAIN???

2shoes · 27/03/2009 11:08
Grin
caramelwaffle · 27/03/2009 11:13

I'M SURE SHE WOULD. WE'RE GOING FOR A PUB LUNCH LEMAGAIN. LIQUID LUNCH. JOIN US!!!!!! [GRIN]

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 27/03/2009 11:16

Just curious, do you have a tattoo of a nipple or on your nipple?

StercusAccidit · 27/03/2009 11:22

And in the middle of the week as well

Eat a very large, GREASY hot breakfast. And drink lots of tea..provided by DP of course, make him serve it up while naked. And in silence so he doesn't rattle your head

Worked for me every time.

mrsjammi · 27/03/2009 11:26

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BalloonSlayer · 27/03/2009 11:58

I wish you were my mate, LEM!

solidgoldbrass · 27/03/2009 12:01

DOn't worry. I was sick getting off the night bus last week due to too much wine. And had spent the evening doing naked karaoke and copping off with younger men in a swingers' club...

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LEMAGAIN · 27/03/2009 12:03

You know the sad thing mrs jammi - he hasn't!!

He did bollock me because it was a school night though - and as predicted i have laid on the sofa all morning - poor DD has been entertaining herself with cbeebies and my little pony online .

He did get up in the middle of the night to get me a drink though bless him!

There was only a couple of others when the sex was being discussed and to be fair, i was actually stone cold sober at that point, which is more than i can say for my friend - i tell you, if i feel like shit, she must feel like dying! She gave away some really private stuff about herself - i think i might ring her later and see if she is OK. Twas funny though as there was an older couple sitting right next to us and they would have got a right earful - they left, but i don't think it was because they were disgusted .

I still feel sick!!!!! This is my punishment isn;t it - i ACTUALLY intended on having soft drinks but my friend wanted to share a bottle of wine, then another! So, clearly, not my fault!!!!

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