39 year old mother, in the pub guzzled a whole bottle of wine, talked loudly about bumsex whilst with our small group of mums from DDs nursery school. Made one of the women go and ask two guys if they were gay and then when they weren't - got talking to them about tattoos and actually showed them her tattood nipple. This was in a very upmarket pub/resturant. Then, said mother staggered home, alone - along a deserted beach, sending random texts to people. Got home, kept her poor DP awake with her tossing turning and generalised whining. Puked up this morning and woke up too late to take her DD to nursery - outrageous behaviour!!!!!