grotty child thread!

[drlove8]

we,ve had a grotty man thread, a grotty MNetters thread- now this is the grotty child thread! ....... join in ladies!.... last week i was co-bathing my 3yr old twins, and all of a sudden ds4 shouted" mum mum, there you are " and handed me an object.... dd4 had shit in the bath and son had fished it out and handed me it!..... dh was in hysterics, as it had been floating in amongst the toys for a few minutes andi hadnt noticed!

DS done a poo the other night, wiped his own bum and ran back up the stairs to bed.

Queue crying 5 mins later from him, he hadnt' wiped his bum properly and 2 large bits of poo that had been stuck to his bum had rolled down his pyjama leg and landed on the floor.

Disposed of poo on floor, thought could clean ds up with babywipes, legs akimbo on couch, realised would need hosed down in bath. All done back to bed.

Next day, notice a bit of poo on couch, wipe it off, didn't notice that I must have sat there and had a bit stuck to my jean legs, take ds to nursery and go my long walk in the morning with shit stuck to my jeans!!

This thread is soooo good!

DS (3) was eating a tangerine & suddenly decided that he didn't like. He did the obvious thing and spat it out. I sighed and said, "DS, we've talked about this..." and before I could finish, he picked up the chewed up, slobbery segment and said, "Oh, sorry. Do you want it?" When I declined, he reassured me, "It's ok, it's only been in my mouth"

That's definitely a story to share with his girlfriends, supersalstrawberry!