to think that 'goatee beards' look like womens lady parts...

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and is this called vagina envy?
Apologies for anyone whose partner is wearing her merkin on his face!!wink
think i may have upset a few people here.

Well that thought never came to mind! But I do hate them!!

goatees are always worn by slightly chubby men trying to give their chin definition. Doesn't work - they always look like David Brent.

I always wonder if they tickle

In Quebec, they're (sometimes) called gaskette de plotte.

Edmonds - deal or no deal?

what does gaskette de plotte mean?

Un no.

They look like a goat's beard...

I don't think they look muff-like at all!

NQC - what does that mean in Quebecquois French?

I hate the bare-chinned look which features just a small amount of facial hair groomed into a teeny-tiny goatee beard... you know, TOTALLY bare but for this strip of hair in the centre of the chin that's allowed to grow long...

DP calls them 'jizzum catchers'

not my lady beard

more grizzly bear than goatee beard

think Brian Blessed in Blackadder

Now I wanna know what jizzum catchers mean please anyone?

God yes, they are foul.
Bruce Springsteen is sporting stray pubed under bottom lip at present.
Vile.

It means something for catching jism.

You know - sex wee.

Gaskette = gasket.

Plotte = fanjo.

And it's Quebecois.

I assume jizzum catcher means semen catcher?

Oh, I'm wrong it's "gasket de plotte".

Yes, 'sex wee' it is

'sex wee' !!!!!
Is that something that comes out of a front bottom?

Well there we are then even french canadians think like me. Prefer gasquette de Plotte better than merkin anyway

NO, Moondog, the male variety

Sex wee, moondog, is what comes out of a man's willy when he is with a lady he likes very, very much.

Next week I will tell you all about where babies come from

Really ???

Blimey.Where have I been?

tumtum, you sound like Russell Brand

I have seen men who i would describe as having a 'fanny mouth'. It's trooooo!!!

Now there's a man with dodgy facial hair!

And (if the tabloids are to be believed) a man very free with his sex wee!

Oh god just realised that what notnowbernard ihas described reminds me of a brazilian!