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to think that 'goatee beards' look like womens lady parts...

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mamas12 · 24/01/2009 21:30

and is this called vagina envy?
Apologies for anyone whose partner is wearing her merkin on his face!!wink
think i may have upset a few people here.

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notnowbernard · 24/01/2009 22:00

Yes, EXACTLY!

combustiblelemon · 24/01/2009 22:02

It's not just beards.Beaver hair

mamas12 · 24/01/2009 22:02

Thank you for asking about sex wee moondog I thought it was accidental seepage.

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notnowbernard · 24/01/2009 22:02

Russell Brand and Sex Wee

Maybe he invented the term? It doesn't seem inconceivable, does it?

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 24/01/2009 22:04

Sex wee is from the streets.

Word.

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 24/01/2009 22:06

Favour for a favour - what's a gasket? I've always wondered.

I'm not really a man's man.

Lilybeto · 24/01/2009 22:07

Another way of saying sex wee is ' when your willy does a burp!'

TheThoughtPolice · 24/01/2009 22:07

Sex wee ?

Another reason to hate Russell Brand

tumtumtetum · 24/01/2009 22:08

I first heard about sex wee on bo selecta (before it got popular and went rubbish, obviously )

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 24/01/2009 22:08

Brand has one of those faces you'd never tire of punching.

tumtumtetum · 24/01/2009 22:08

Willy burp?

Gasket?

elmoandella · 24/01/2009 22:09

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i think some definately look like fandangles

notnowbernard · 24/01/2009 22:10

Oh Dear, think I may have attributed the creation of the term 'sex wee' to RB rather inadvertently...

mamas12 · 24/01/2009 22:10

This has become an education on sexual slang or are you all making it up?
Anyway do you think it's vagina envy?

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tumtumtetum · 24/01/2009 22:13

I don't think it's vagina envy as I don't think they look like vaginas.

Reminds me of a friend who told me her DH said oysters were an aphrodisiac as they looked like vaginas.

Her response "mine doesn't fucking look like that!!!"

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tumtumtetum · 24/01/2009 22:15

You mean it's not cos he's trying to look like he has a fanny on his face hedgewitch??

ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 24/01/2009 22:15

Edmonds - King Goatee - definitely has vagina envy.

Hence 22 boxes ...

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mamas12 · 24/01/2009 22:18

Manifeellikeawoman that made laugh out loud!!
ptepregnathedgewith what about the rest of his face? Why just the mouth area.? do you know.

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tumtumtetum · 24/01/2009 22:20

Aw what a beautiful child!

Man with him does deffo not have a snatch on his face though...

mamas12 · 24/01/2009 22:21

He's gorgeous why is he wearing the merkin is he single Oh he lives in Canada . Tell him to shave it off.

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ManIFeelLikeAWoman · 24/01/2009 22:21

Mamas - glad to be of service.

Pregnant - he wears THAT for warmth and then sits around in short sleeved shirts? There's more to this than he's letting on ...

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