to think that 'goatee beards' look like womens lady parts...

[mamas12]

and is this called vagina envy?
Apologies for anyone whose partner is wearing her merkin on his face!!wink
think i may have upset a few people here.

hedgewitch now you will have made mamas12 cry.

I think she has a bit of a crush on him.

oh dear sorry I have been deprived of any kind of male affection for some time now he looked like he was smiling at me.

I think there is a website full of bearded canadians looking for love mamas - shall I try and find it for you?

lol omg I may need help but maybe that's not exactly what I need thank you for thinking of me though tumtetum
We've gone off subject now. Although I keep getting images of a bearded canadian in my front room now and I can't stand those goatee things!!!

Is "in my front room" slang for something else?

OK no it isn't I'm clutching at straws

I knew it as soon as pressed the button that someone would say that. Nooooooooooo

It is quite good though.

"He did a sex wee in my front room".

I like it.

You made me laugh.
Mind you it does sound quite infantile sounds likesomething my dd said when she farted at age 2 she said 'oops my bottom just sneezed'

Oh well jury is in then most posters agree with me but not sure about vagina envy.
Thank you all for joining im my only entertainment this evening as friend called off night out due to flu. Have enjoyed. goodnight

Well I can honestly say that this analogy has never before come to mind!

all this man's hair is pubic

Aww no disrespecting the Jones man!! Although he does need to get rid of the merkin!!