dh to come home with a love bite n say its a flea bite the dog is on holiday

[snope]

my dh came home with what looked like a love bite on the side of his neck, i did ask him what it was and he said it was a flea bite, i don't know what to think because our dog has been on holiday for the past 6 weeks. he has been going out a lot more than usual and he says it's just work drinks.

Your dog goes on holiday?

snope?

lol ledodgy

what a strange thing to happen. have you suspected your dh of things before?

well some kind of mutt slobbered on him,non?

is this a joke?

yes with my mil as my son has started to crawl and we thought it would be good for our dog to go to granma and be back for xmas.

Has your dog gone to Barkelona? (see what i did there)

well it could be an innocent mark, you must have a feeling if he is lieing?

A flea bite looks like a little white lump surrounded by pink then changes into a little scab if scratched a love bite looks like a bruise.

stop it Ledodgy ROFL !!!!

Tis a serious problem.

I dont know what to say Snope. Check his phone?

Lol. Uhm, I assume this is a joke, but if not, honestly - do you even know how a flea bite looks? Or does this holiday club you're going to have giant fleas?

Actually, do you know how a love bite looks?

Maybe the (giant) flea was in love with your husband?

i have not suspected this though have asked him he says he is too tired with work to have an affair.

He might have gone to Ruffaventura?

He might have gone to Ruffaventura?

He might have gone to Ruffaventura?

I am so old and dull I cant rememeber what a love bite looks like but am sure back in the day they did not look like flea bites.

Have you said to him where are the fleas coming from as the dog is on holiday? Do you know where he is when he is out all the time, not that he needs keeping on a leash but you should know roughly what he is doing especially if it is bothering you.

He might have gone to Ruffaventura?

Your dog, I mean, not you. (Mistake not made on purpose, I promise!)

I am now quite embaressed that I do not have a clue what a love bite is but am quite an expert on flea bites

well if you lay down with dogs you get fleas

I've had both flea bites and love bites that is (not a trip to Barkelona) they are in no way similar!

What a big flea. That is what would worry me
Do you live near a large nuclear reactor or chemical plant?

Rofl @ twinset's "needs keeping on a leash"

Fleas (or their eggs) can live in the soft furnishings for months, but a flea bite doesn't look like a love bite. And you usually get flea bites round your ankles*.

*I will not disclose how I came about this experience knowledge.

Nice name.....