dh to come home with a love bite n say its a flea bite the dog is on holiday

[snope]

my dh came home with what looked like a love bite on the side of his neck, i did ask him what it was and he said it was a flea bite, i don't know what to think because our dog has been on holiday for the past 6 weeks. he has been going out a lot more than usual and he says it's just work drinks.

I know I tried to expand on the keeping on a leash for comedic affect but just could not do it,

iirc fleas usually bite people more when the animal they usually live/feed on is not around. fleas could have laid eggs in soft furniture or carpets etc - not wholly unlikely that he could have been bitten by a flea but I dont think would not look similar to a love bite...

I totally mis read OldLadie's post as saying you usually get love bites around your ankles.

Are you serious? I would google an image of the two and then point out that a flea bite does not look nothing like a lovebite.

i clearly meant 'dont think it would look similar to a flea bite'

Laughs @ flea bite-must have HUGE fleas wherever your dh holidayed,more original than 'the hoover did it' I guess.

has your husband been to one of these sordid sex parties

if this is for real then I am not surprised that fleas would start to bite people when they hatch in the carpets etc, if doggie not there for 6 weeks. we had similar embarrassing problem when we moved into a flea ridden house

but these 2 bites look nothing like each other (come on some clever person, do a link with piccies in!), although to be fair, some people CAN be sort of allergic to flea bites and if he has been rubbing/scratching it might look bruised? (but there would still be an obvious bite/lump)

sorry..op, i am lol at this

ormirian

flea bite

love bite

maybe he forgot he fell on the hoover or something?

well done beanie[applause]

(wish i was clever like you tho)

LOL at harleyd - fell on the hoover!

have snooped before on his phone messages there was one which was strange he said it was just his trainee-female. his out going ones he never has any as he says his phone automatically deletes them.

Is this thread for real OP?

Sounds well dodgy to me tbh

Trainee female?
As in getting ready for the op?

snope sorry thus all sounds too daft.your jokey post style.trainee females?what like fembots?

summat fishy

is snope a pun on snoop doggy dog?

Snope whats a trainee female

Oh VS, am choking & PMSL at "trainee female"

quote of the week!!

snopes is the site that tells you about internet bollocks

it means something in swedish but cant say.

he is a solicitor so when he is training someone.

eh?

Fjortis?