Strange behaviour from DH

[Sickofhorses]

DH has always liked horses. His mother and his aunt had a riding stable. At great expense, he keeps two horses and rides every evening and most weekends. The garage is full of tack and muddy boots. On our honeymoon, four years ago, we went to a dude ranch in Wyoming. We have pictures of horses all over the house.

The trouble is that he now wants to bring a bridle and a riding crop into bed.

AIBU to have had quite enough of horses?

It's a bit tragic relying on sexual props at your age. Have you tried getting him to do an extended trot.

come on stop horseing around this is serious

Or the odd mid-week jump, building up to a puissance at the weekend?

I hate to say it but he's made his deep litter bed now let hom lie in it

Yee har! Giddy up neddy! Get orf yer horse n drink yer milk ye dirty punk. Go ahead make my day erm or is that dirty harry? All sounds filthy either way.

You dirty mare!

Slight hi jack
long time no cyber see!

And remember - little and often.

Don't wear blinkers - he is horsing around under your very nose and I think that this bridle business is the last straw!

Yes, I'm only 28. The DVD that DH keeps playing is a french documentary about wild horses in the Camargue. Every single night.

It's probably a ruse to disguise the affair he's having with the gallop the road.

He's probably thinking 'canter find someone else herself.'

Oh Shetland pony. I would be worried. Lower down easier access..........

Innocent? I think you are in denial - take a closer look at those photos, are you sure you don't detect a smudge of lip gloss, a hint of mascara on those long lashes, a recently coiffured mane?

You need to start planning for YOUR future..

M-Hay-mi ... how are you darling?

So you fear wild horses could drag him away?

What do you mean little and often . Have you any idea how difficult it is to wear a bridle? They aren't designed for humans ...

Oh tell him to trot on.

oh come on love - stiff upper lip and all that!

I'm grand missus, I'm going to this London meet up thingy on Sat. Gawd I'm a divil for punishment!

I'm glad I namechanged for this thread. It's only because I've had a few glasses that I can fess up on MN. Any minute now and DH will be clicking at me to get upstairs.

Giddy up girl!

The song "saddle up and ride your pony" springs to mind. Can't think why!

as long as its not 'raw hide'!

May I remind you that this is a support forum? You are not taking my emotional and sexual problems terribly seriously here. No matter how much perfume I spray around, I can't get rid of the horse smell.

SOH my apologies as this thread has had me in stitches.

SOH how is your relationship between you and DP?

xx

At least xmas gift will be easy this year.

C.S Lewis- A horse and his boy
U2- Whose gonna ride your wild horses
osmonds- Crazy horses