Strange behaviour from DH

[Sickofhorses]

DH has always liked horses. His mother and his aunt had a riding stable. At great expense, he keeps two horses and rides every evening and most weekends. The garage is full of tack and muddy boots. On our honeymoon, four years ago, we went to a dude ranch in Wyoming. We have pictures of horses all over the house.

The trouble is that he now wants to bring a bridle and a riding crop into bed.

AIBU to have had quite enough of horses?

Or do you think your relationship is stable?

pmsl NorthernLurker, i was trying to keep a straight face

Or is he sowing his wild oats?

LOL At least you are making me laugh at the problem. I quite like horses but you can have too much horse.

It must really hack you orf.

Vt - just try to keep your mind on the mane issue

He needs whipping into shape

maybe the bay mare thinks the same.

regarding too much horse that is.

I maybe we're being too harsh. Never judge a man till you've walked a mile in his jodphurs.

I hope he doesn't hoof it and you can work it out

Although if he does It may spur you into action

You think the horses might've had enough as well? How would I find out?

He wisps the bay for hours. Do you know what wisping is? It involves getting a bit of hay into a figure of eight shape and then sort of brushing with it/ All the time he does this, he makes a clicking sound and gets quite red with exertion ...

just say neigh

I'm really sorry, and I know I'm going against general opinion here, but I think he will be moving out to the stables soon.

He is shagging the bay mare.

Leave the bastard and get legal advice asap.

have you tried lunging for him?

lungeing

Or keeping him on a shor rein?

God, do you think he is? There's photos of her on his mobile ...

short even

And a bay too? at least with a palomino you know you're inviting trouble.

Are the photos slutty?

Tell him your more of a dog girl and introduce a dog lead and a dvd of lassie.

Don't get in a lather, darling. I'm sure it'll all snort itself out.

The photos look quite innocent really. Part of the problem is that DS (now 3) really likes horses now as well. He is being inducted into this world of horse-fancying. DH is currently eyeing up a shetland pony. For DS you understand.