to be watching "girls of the playboy mansion" and think.......

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.....that it looks like a really fun place to be

playboy mansion looks like Dr Moreau island to me all the beast men and inbred types

episiotomy...do it from behind - more bangs for the buck!

hef is a slimy toady.wonder what the fembots see in the wizened ole millionaire

And they all have totally bald fanjos. And they go "yuk" when they look at old copies of the magazine before with pictures featuring pubes.

I am slightly obsessed with the programme.

Apparently they're all breaking up and Hef's next girlfriends are a set of twins.

I decided a while ago that he has one gf for missionary position, one for bjs and one for up the bum.

free bed and board...god, if i had my time again..the amount i gave away for free! idiot me! not even a drink in some cases.

BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disgusting....would shagging a old man just for living comfortably really mkae any woman happy?

well, i am only talking personally...when i was young i mistakenly thought men liked me when they slept/used me. now older and wiser, i'd turn it around.

playboy twins nicked for brawling not to worry plenty more dafties willing to get thong on at totty towers for the gummy ole boy

would shagging a old man just for living comfortably really make any woman happy.ask camilla parker knoll

poor old hugh looks like he's been resurrected for that shot! i smell a publicity rat!

Camilla Parker Knoll?
I know I am probably stupid, but the name means nothing to me....Camilla Parker Bowles, yeah, but Knoll...

I know that hugh has split from Holly Madison, but why has Kendra gone? The series Girls of the playboy mansion was doing brilliantly and the girls were starting to get a name for themselves so why would Kendra leave?

oh, yeah, being a whore is fun - that's certainly the message i want my daughters to have!

I have no idea who Holly or Kendra are, but it is possible that Kendra was asked to leave. Fresh blood and all ...

So when jordan went and spent the night there, did she have to entertain Hugh?

And if you apear in playboy are you automaticly invited, or do you have to go?

Did you know Vicky Iovine was a playboy model? Do you think she spent the night with Hugh???

I did read that they all 'service' him afeter he's had a dose of viagra.
Not that I read crappy magazines....

A dose or two of Viagra, I would imagine.

oh i'd love to be skinny and beautifull and piss about in a swimming pool all day.

YNBU, i agree it does look fun (from teh clips i have seen) ....well all apart from the having to shag Heffner

sadly they do have to perform for him, using no protection. he doses up on viagra and prefers anal.he could, when he was younger, go thru the lot of them in one night.