to think the Fruit Shoot/Greggs joke has become tired?

[PuzzleRocks]

I await my first flaming.

Tis part of mumsnet i'm afraid.

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It's not a joke- Greggs is a sacred place in our home. We live across the road from one and it has become our staple lunchtime diet. I will not have a word said against their fat-filled pastry confections.

Agreed, but am I the only one bored of hearing it trotted out? Perhaps so.

still rofl at fanjo.

I didn't think it was a joke.

And don't you dare start on this guy

Shootfromthehip - See I don't mind an inventive twist like that. And apologies, very rude of me to cast aspersions on your culinary choices.

I never tire of the greggs/ fruitshoot admonishments. I also like the chicken nuggets higher moral ground.

MMAM. No. I'm enjoying your berating.

I think what makes them so funny is that there has to be a line that I cannot allow my piss poor parenting to plunge below. I now have one.

Didn't someone on here once mention a greggs drive through? Madness.

I covet the drive-through

I see, so more a public service message. Then I retract my statement in the interest of all our children. I'm always happy to be educated.

Drive-through, or drive-by?

As in death caused by drive-by fruit-shooting?

Drive-by saausage-rolled-over?

Oh the irony of you all making me laugh about bloody Greggs on this thread. I was such a fool.

i never understoof why fruit shoots were so bad,

its the sugar i presume and asparteme - i don't know what asparteme does - does it give you cancer or something?

and it it does why is it allowed in fruit shoots.

I have always found froot shoots to be quite aggressive characters. I think that is why people don't like them. Their manners are poor too. Bad influences the lot of them.

The idea of fruit with shooters appalls me.

Rate the following children's food products in order of 'evil-ness':

Fruit Shoots
Cheese Strings
Munch Bunch yoghurts
Sunny D
Turkey Twizzlers
Greggs Sausage Rolls
Haribo

Should be a qualifying question on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'

@ MrsMattie. Fastest chubby finger first.