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A message to the people of Clacton

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MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 09/07/2026 18:25

You will win the undying respect and gratitude of the whole nation if you use your votes to kick Farage out and elect Count Binface as your local MP.

And I don't think you will regret it. Underneath the silliness, there is an intelligent man with a genuine commitment to democracy. He might be a joker, but I believe he would serve you well if elected. And definitely better than Farage.

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HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 16:04

PickAChew · 10/07/2026 14:16

He campaigned for that on the basis that it would improve people's lives, though. He didn't tell people that leaving the EU would make European travel more difficult, make business harder to conduct with the EU, make products more expensive and harder to obtain, make it harder to control immigration from outside Europe. No, it was all about sovereignty and freedom and money being freed up for the NHS.

Oh, and he had scant regard for rules then, too
Ukip-controlled group 'misspent' €500,000 on Brexit campaign | UK Independence party (Ukip) | The Guardian share.google/6MKwgZ3bNeIX94zOP

Have you not posted along the lines that what he says and what he wants/believes does not always match

peakyblenders · 10/07/2026 16:04

the80sweregreat · 09/07/2026 18:28

I’m more annoyed that tax payers money is being used for this and the same with the Makerfield by election too. We are constantly told ‘ there’s no money ‘ yet millions are being found for this.

The country needs change though.

PickAChew · 10/07/2026 16:22

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 16:04

Have you not posted along the lines that what he says and what he wants/believes does not always match

What?

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 16:32

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 16:04

Have you not posted along the lines that what he says and what he wants/believes does not always match

Do you mean that NF might...lie?

I'd prefer leaders and lawmakers who don't want to ' Sell England [and the rest of GB] by the Pound' @peakyblenders

Apologies to Genesis.

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 16:52

Globelover · 10/07/2026 14:42

I'll heckle him if I get the chance!

What would heckling look like? It's normally the behaviour of big toddlers who resort to that and throwing milk shakes over MPs.

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 17:02

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 16:52

What would heckling look like? It's normally the behaviour of big toddlers who resort to that and throwing milk shakes over MPs.

You're making things up now (although that does seem to be a bit of a Reform trait), nowhere has that poster said she'd throw anything at anyone.

Politicians have been called out by the crowd for centuries. Some of them are quick witted enough to respond and some aren't. A lot like comedians, which I think gives Binny something of an advantage.

PickAChew · 10/07/2026 17:31

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 16:52

What would heckling look like? It's normally the behaviour of big toddlers who resort to that and throwing milk shakes over MPs.

Have you never watched any footage from the Commons?

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 17:36

PickAChew · 10/07/2026 17:31

Have you never watched any footage from the Commons?

That is totally different to bystanders, with nothing better to do than harrass MPs they don't like - whoever the MP is.

Globelover · 10/07/2026 17:36

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 16:52

What would heckling look like? It's normally the behaviour of big toddlers who resort to that and throwing milk shakes over MPs.

Sweary shouting in my case, I can't stand him.

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 17:38

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 17:02

You're making things up now (although that does seem to be a bit of a Reform trait), nowhere has that poster said she'd throw anything at anyone.

Politicians have been called out by the crowd for centuries. Some of them are quick witted enough to respond and some aren't. A lot like comedians, which I think gives Binny something of an advantage.

Edited

I said heckling and throwing milkshakes. I could have said "or", although the milkshake idiots normally have a mouthful to say at the same time.

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 17:39

Globelover · 10/07/2026 17:36

Sweary shouting in my case, I can't stand him.

Keeping it classy then.

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 17:51

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 17:38

I said heckling and throwing milkshakes. I could have said "or", although the milkshake idiots normally have a mouthful to say at the same time.

But you didn't say 'or'. Interjections from the crowd are not the same as throwing missiles.

Right wing demonstrations are always so much predicated on the principles of respectful, civilised debate, of course. We should not forget that.

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 18:07

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 17:51

But you didn't say 'or'. Interjections from the crowd are not the same as throwing missiles.

Right wing demonstrations are always so much predicated on the principles of respectful, civilised debate, of course. We should not forget that.

I wouldn't know as I don't have any wish to shout on a street.

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 18:18

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 18:07

I wouldn't know as I don't have any wish to shout on a street.

But plenty do. I'm not saying you.

If 40 odd years ago you'd been on demos where people were actually Sieg Heiling at you (before the missiles, and they were not milkshakes) you might have a sense of perspective about a few verbal jibes directed at a politician.

Globelover · 10/07/2026 18:24

LuckyHazelFox · 10/07/2026 17:39

Keeping it classy then.

There is no point having a sensible debate with a smug, lying, slippery idiot. I might up a new football chant, like the english fans did for trump

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 19:11

PickAChew · 10/07/2026 16:22

What?

Do you believe that what Farage says is what he believes ?

I have not once said he is right,in what he does what I have said is that he listened/engaged with people and they believed they were listened to hence why we are where we are, no longer a part of the EU and our politics is far too influenced by him

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 19:15

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 16:32

Do you mean that NF might...lie?

I'd prefer leaders and lawmakers who don't want to ' Sell England [and the rest of GB] by the Pound' @peakyblenders

Apologies to Genesis.

Edited

And why do you think I don’t agree
with you

have you assumed I am a Farage supporter

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 19:30

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 19:15

And why do you think I don’t agree
with you

have you assumed I am a Farage supporter

If you're not, I sincerely apologise to you.

He doesn't listen to or engage with people though, in any real way, that could affect change for them.

PickAChew · 10/07/2026 20:12

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 19:11

Do you believe that what Farage says is what he believes ?

I have not once said he is right,in what he does what I have said is that he listened/engaged with people and they believed they were listened to hence why we are where we are, no longer a part of the EU and our politics is far too influenced by him

The man lies as he breathes and has the sincerity of a snake. I thought I had made that clear.

HeHasMyVote · 10/07/2026 21:15

I find it slightly annoying to read the few posts with sneery undertones about Clacton and its residents, especially one saying along the lines of “reap what you sow”

As a reminder, 54% of those who voted did not vote for Farage. And I’d imagine a large number of those who did are bloody disillusioned and fed up of how everyday life can be for some of them. Farage has a clever way with words, a lot of people aren’t politically savvy, etc etc.

I live in one of the villages that comes under the Clacton constituency and I love living here. I am seriously considering voting for Count Binface, as opposed to not voting or spoiling my ballot. I’d like to see Farage face a humiliating defeat. I’m more concerned that Essex County Council has fallen to Reform, and am nervous as to how that’s going to impact things in the coming months, I’m predicting fuck up after fuck up tbh.

I know it all seems like a big joke to lots of people, and I agree that it’s quite amusing, but it’s a bit demoralising when some people make snap judgements about a place and the people who live there.

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 21:48

Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 19:30

If you're not, I sincerely apologise to you.

He doesn't listen to or engage with people though, in any real way, that could affect change for them.

Edited

No I am not

but I do disagree I do believe people do or have felt listened by him, and surely what they feel as their experience is valid and why he has been so successful

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 10/07/2026 21:58

HeHasMyVote · 10/07/2026 21:15

I find it slightly annoying to read the few posts with sneery undertones about Clacton and its residents, especially one saying along the lines of “reap what you sow”

As a reminder, 54% of those who voted did not vote for Farage. And I’d imagine a large number of those who did are bloody disillusioned and fed up of how everyday life can be for some of them. Farage has a clever way with words, a lot of people aren’t politically savvy, etc etc.

I live in one of the villages that comes under the Clacton constituency and I love living here. I am seriously considering voting for Count Binface, as opposed to not voting or spoiling my ballot. I’d like to see Farage face a humiliating defeat. I’m more concerned that Essex County Council has fallen to Reform, and am nervous as to how that’s going to impact things in the coming months, I’m predicting fuck up after fuck up tbh.

I know it all seems like a big joke to lots of people, and I agree that it’s quite amusing, but it’s a bit demoralising when some people make snap judgements about a place and the people who live there.

It's easy for those of us who don't live in Clacton to find it amusing. It really can't be good to look at the dreadful list of candidates that have emerged as potential representatives for the local people though - they deserve better, however they may have voted previously.

I do genuinely believe that Binface would turn out to be a decent constituency MP if he was elected. Perhaps better than most, in fact, because he could focus on constituents and not on wider party politics.

Sympathies with regard to your Reform council. Our has been led by Reform for over a year now. It has been a shit show. I hope that yours turns out to be less chaotic.

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Uricon2 · 10/07/2026 22:04

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 21:48

No I am not

but I do disagree I do believe people do or have felt listened by him, and surely what they feel as their experience is valid and why he has been so successful

He might have been successful but it is at their expense.

He hasn't held so much as one surgery where his constituents could talk to him. He said he was advised not to for security reasons and the Speaker's office have said this is a lie.

He is a fraud who cares nothing for the people of Clacton.

Persephonia1966 · 10/07/2026 22:06

HeHasMyVote · 10/07/2026 21:15

I find it slightly annoying to read the few posts with sneery undertones about Clacton and its residents, especially one saying along the lines of “reap what you sow”

As a reminder, 54% of those who voted did not vote for Farage. And I’d imagine a large number of those who did are bloody disillusioned and fed up of how everyday life can be for some of them. Farage has a clever way with words, a lot of people aren’t politically savvy, etc etc.

I live in one of the villages that comes under the Clacton constituency and I love living here. I am seriously considering voting for Count Binface, as opposed to not voting or spoiling my ballot. I’d like to see Farage face a humiliating defeat. I’m more concerned that Essex County Council has fallen to Reform, and am nervous as to how that’s going to impact things in the coming months, I’m predicting fuck up after fuck up tbh.

I know it all seems like a big joke to lots of people, and I agree that it’s quite amusing, but it’s a bit demoralising when some people make snap judgements about a place and the people who live there.

I heard people say that about the UK as a whole and Brexit. Also, I know people that voted for Brexit and who thought for a long time Garage was a breath of fresh air (not in his constituency though) and I don't particularly wish ill on them or people with their political views. Likewise people who didn't vote for Farage but are stuck with him.

However, while I don't find the situation the people of Clacton are an funny, I do find the situation Nigel Farage has created for himself absolutely hilarious. All the more so for it being completely self inflicted. I hope that no-one mistakes my joy that he now gets to spend the summer arguing with a bin as laughing at ordinary voters in Clacton.

MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack · 10/07/2026 22:06

HRTQueen · 10/07/2026 21:48

No I am not

but I do disagree I do believe people do or have felt listened by him, and surely what they feel as their experience is valid and why he has been so successful

Do you think that people believing that he has listened to them is evidence that he has actually listened?

I don't think so. I think it's entirely possible to pretend to listen and care about people - very convincingly in fact - without actually giving a shit.

It isn't about saying that people's experiences are invalid. It's about acknowledging the fact that, sadly, there are con artists who are very good at tricking people.

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