To think Andy Burnham’s hairstyle is too middle of the road, he’s slightly too short, and should resign immediately after being appointed

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His hairstyle is neither classic or on trend. It’s just very ordinary.

I don’t know how tall he is but I sense he’s a few inches shorter than I’d want for a prime minister.

Given the above, I think it’s everyone’s interests that immediately after being asked to form a government by the King, he gets back in his car, does a three point turn on the Mall, goes back and resigns immediately.

@Piggywaspushed good point about the beard. Hate them!!

He looks like he dyes his hair and wears mascara

Oh dear. It’s a Reform or Restore thread.

I suppose it’s easy to get a good look at his anoles because his trousers are two sizes too small. Silver linings… or were they from Temu?

Needs must when in Wigan. God damn the 3 weekly bin collections. There's a thought, maybe his first task as Makerfield MP could be to bring back weekly bin collections. Thats a definite vote winner.

Oh, does he wear trousers like Rishi's.

Hugh Grant needs to stand. Problem sorted.

Yes to this^
I don’t believe he does but it certainly looks this way.

As to Larry … i wonder if he is the root of the problem (as much as I love cats) - since he has moved in all our PMs are really struggling.

Absolutely. Someone needs to steer him away from the Grecian 2000! He looks like he’s wearing someone else’s hair and eyebrows. As a result I know nothing about his policies.

There's a whole thread about his jesus sandals.

Or Jesus’s Andy sandals

And his glasses are terrible.

Clever. 😂

Yes, I think these are perfectly valid reasons for him to immediately resign as soon as he becomes PM. In fact I think he should probably resign right now and not bother becoming Prime Minister. It would save us all the endless angst and media scrummage, we could then move on to the next candidate. Because that’s just what we need, an endless succession of Prime Ministers. We’ve only had 7 in 10 years after all.!

I just don’t like the look of him -he should resign immediately.

I think he's a rubbish choice because he doesn't have a beard @Piggywaspushed.
Johnson, Truss, May, Sunak - not a beard amongst them and they were all shite...

I love him, have done since his New Labour days. What he did for the Hillsborough families getting them a full enquiry & the reopening of the inquests so they got the truth of what happened & who was really responsible. The way he has turned Manchester around since he became Mayor if he can bring that to the whole country everyone would benefit. Plus he is Northern, not some overpaid public schoolboy.

You may have a point. If Luz Truss had a beard would she have been a better PM? Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill chinny reckon (strokes beard)

Yes and the fact that outside of Manchester, nobody really know who he is!🙄

Not in the spirit of the thread.
I would argue that actually his positive actions as Manchester Mayor were clearly cynical maneuverings to make himself popular. Doing a good job and doing it in an obvious way is a form of virtue signalling and is a sign of just how slimy he is. Typical career politician!

This may explain his determination to occupy #10: Rishi must have left some clothes behind and Andy has his eye on them. He must have concluded that wearing well-tailored suits 4 sizes too small would be an upgrade on his own Primark versions which are only 2 sizes too small.

Maybe Larry is a mole disguised as a cat and works for Putin!!

He wasn’t even wearing socks with them!! 😵The man has no decorum.

He looks more like an angry version of Postman Pat in this photo. And his eyes are too close together.

Yes, he seems to be emulating Trump’s orange pigment, so I suppose technically it’s darker than his natural skin even if it also has a tinge of neon.