To think Andy Burnham’s hairstyle is too middle of the road, he’s slightly too short, and should resign immediately after being appointed

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His hairstyle is neither classic or on trend. It’s just very ordinary.

I don’t know how tall he is but I sense he’s a few inches shorter than I’d want for a prime minister.

Given the above, I think it’s everyone’s interests that immediately after being asked to form a government by the King, he gets back in his car, does a three point turn on the Mall, goes back and resigns immediately.

He's a Hobgoblin?

I give it 3 months before the right wing media start gunning for him.

If Burnham and his supporters think he will fare any better at their hands then he's deluded.

No idea if this is sarcasm as it's too hot, but no, we shouldn't have a Nazi sympathiser as PM.

Count Binface is a genius.

Count Binface, I think you will find. Show some respect!

nomas! Of course it is!

But it is what some people truly think.

Just saw footage of when he was younger and he had the most amazing eyelashes. I think he's got a touch of Robbie Williams about him too.

The negative MN threads have already geared up.

3 months........?

3 hours, more like.

An immediate resignation would save him from a lot of unnecessary angst.

True, I was too generous.

He looks like Keir Starmer, similar bit greasy locks, just less grey

Sorry

I remember the fuss made when David Cameron’s wife had a tattoo!

One can already sense the eyerolls emanating from Buck House.

Liking The Smiths is OK as long as he acknowledges that Morrisey is now a bell-end

Always was, IMO.

Apparently Burnham tweeted excessively in 2022 that there needs to be a general election if the governing party changes its leader during a parliament!

Does he change his underwear daily? A big fail if he doesn't.

A reminder of how glorious our Prime Ministers used to be. Urbane with sartorial good looks.

Actually the picture of Boris Johnson out running has been censored. Poor dog.

Larry the Cat will be the best judge of what Burnham should do. In fact, Larry for PM!😻

You're missing

a the point
b (I don't want to be rude)

And left their daughter at the pub - so cool

It was a genuine mistake.

Or "who" she wears!

(Does he actually have a wife?)

I hear he has a feature wall with crazy wallpaper in his bedroom, but I’m reserving judgement until this is confirmed.

Can’t seethe attraction at all.