To think Andy Burnham’s hairstyle is too middle of the road, he’s slightly too short, and should resign immediately after being appointed

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His hairstyle is neither classic or on trend. It’s just very ordinary.

I don’t know how tall he is but I sense he’s a few inches shorter than I’d want for a prime minister.

Given the above, I think it’s everyone’s interests that immediately after being asked to form a government by the King, he gets back in his car, does a three point turn on the Mall, goes back and resigns immediately.

Absolutely!

I'm loving this thread. It's just a shame that it's how a lot of people actually seem to think (as soon as they're told to by the media)

Also loving this thread 🥰
At least he’s different from all the other career politicians… oh wait 😯

What about hot podium guy, though?
We won't get to see him again unless AB resigns fairly sharpish.
I was against all this revolving doors of prime ministers but it keeps hot podium guy in work.

Andy is a naff name.

Daft! 😂

I do agree though! 😆

I dislike his ears.

^ This at a minimum.Sooner if possible.
He should also complete HD2/3-&4 as well.

On a very good day

🤣🤣🤣

But but but…. Red Boris can’t wear blue?!

This is a travesty.

Why? What’s wrong with ears that can also be used as a bridge to the Moon?

Think of the saving on infrastructure investment.

Everybody hates him. He's the most hated prime minister ever. I'm no fan of reform but wouldn't you rather be patronised by Nigel in the lounge bar any day of the week (oh and I voted remain).

Andycore: How to dress like Andy Burnham

The sandals were Birkenheadsstocks and he has presentable feet for a marathon runner and I say that as someone who thinks most feet are best hidden.

I was heartened today to see on a packet of cigarettes a photo which appears to be Mr Farage in a coma: there is yet hope for the nation.

He's got amazing eyelashes.

Surely this is a mistake and the headline should read “How NOT to dress like Andy Burnham” unless it is now the fashion to wear clothes which are two sizes too small?

I wouldn’t worry about Larry. He is on his 6th prime minister already and it won’t be his first dog

RTFT! They’re glued on!

Love this. And agree he should resign

Perhaps he should go back where he came from then.

I mean, he was telling the great people of Make-a-field or whatever it’s called that they are absolutely right to not want people “not from round ‘ere” invading their towns and cities (Having said the opposite for 20+ years, but that was the other “Andy”, or something, before his epiphany that happened, fortuitously - for Andy - to coincide with this by-election).

Presumably the inhabitants of Westminster will feel similarly about this oik showing up uninvited.

Larry’s hardcore. With luck he’ll dispatch the “king” back north with his wolf between his legs.

Tall, dark and handsome. Well he’s dark anyway! 😂

Larry has form for beating up incumbents’ dogs.

Larry could defeat the 5 foot “king” and his dog with nothing more than a withering look.

Larry for PM!

He turns a nice ankle as my gran used to say. I'll start there and withhold judgement. At least he doesn't have a beard.