You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

Another one: Used to cry for no reason. And turn moody and ruin dates also for no reason. Twat.

Men should not wear sandals. Ick!

@Sardaukar Mine are like that! And one foot is worse than the other. I'd say the left one is 5mm longer and the right one 8mm longer. It's quite noticeable. I'm self-conscious about it. But I looked it up and it's called Morton's toe, and many people have it. It's considered a normal variant of foot shape. But I hate it because I think it makes me look as if I have monkey toes, and also, I always stub that toe. Never stubbed a big toe in my life! 🤣

@DumpyVictoria I would love to have a cleaner 🥰

Are you a young person in your mid-twenties who lives alone with no one else to make a mess but you? It was more of an ick in a single young man, tbh. I wouldn't have had any thoughts about it if a female friend had had one. I think it just signalled that he'd be useless around the house as a husband and father, so it was a turn-off.

So, this isn't particular to one man, but seems to affect many: The tendency to start acting like my kid brother. Including pinging my bra strap. Making really silly jokes. Etc.

Another thing many men seem to do is - and this falls somewhat into the annoying-kid category above: I'll say something, and I'm making a point. But he riffs off what I've said, often with what he thinks is clever wordplay or sexual innuendo, and the point of what I've said is completely left behind in his quest to show how sparkling he is. This has happened to me a LOT. They'll say something they think is clever, after I've said something, but their response is nothing to do with what I've said. This means they don't respond to what I've said. It's a form of not listening to you, and I can't bear it. And they're always cheap shots.

And the same men interrupt me all the time. I know one who makes me forget what I was going to say all the time because he interrupts me, and I actually told him to shut his mouth, I got so fed up with it.

Conversation with men is often just painful.

Like this

My friend went out with someone who had the same first name AND last name as her brother!!! (And same last name as her, of course.) And yes, it did affect things for her!

Omg his initials weren't C.N. were they??

Not dumped immediately but all added up to a massive ick:

1. did not cut his toenails often and would frequently scratch me in bed
2. in his mid-forties still had his mummy (that’s what he calls her) bring him medication every time he was under the weather
3. put on a posh voice when around his mummy and daddy
4. his social life were mainly mummy and daddy

Mine was like... "OOOOOOOH-AHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOH-AHHHHHH, OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOOOH-AHHHHH, URGHHHHHHHH" and on and on. LOUDLY.

Played with my cat (not a euphemism) and got a little scratch on his finger and asked if I had a plaster

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Wrong chat Mildred

I’m laughing so hard at this

I had one who would thank me after sex, too! 🤢 Made me feel like saying, "You're welcome. Just leave the money on the nightstand."

That was many years ago, and no man before or since has ever thanked me for sex. Thank GOD!

Quite honestly I wonder how anyone manages to breed.

A first kiss that was WAY too gentle. OK, we don't want to smash teeth, but it was so gentle that it felt like a cool, whisper-light jellyfish had attached itself to my mouth.

It did get a lot better, but yeah.

Oh - he had erectile dysfunction, but he said it was OK because he used this great Viagra-type thing that was stronger than Viagra, which hadn't worked for him. You actually had to inject it into your penis. It was called Trimix. So I'm anticipating a night of wild rogering - it had been a WHILE - but the Trimix didn't really work, either. Then the second night it did, and he had a massive dick, and I thought I was going to split. Then the third night, the Trimix went wrong again.

I now have a bf who has none of those problems and I'm much happier!

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🤣🤣🤣 That's what the mid-cycle hots are for!

Oh god no his surname was ‘A’. Sadly there must be another!🤣just so mortifying and put me off totally!🤣

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Shouting out, groaning, aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggh noises etc

As opposed to hobbit feet?

Absolutely vile