You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

The ick and commitment issues are two totally different things.

I went on a date with a bloke who told me he never washed his actual anus (don't ask how we got to that convo) and I icked out. Within a week I met my now DH and we were married 19 years yesterday.

It is clear I had no issue with commitment. I had issue with the ick and a bloke whose sphincter and crack must look like a gravel path.

Man wore white jeans. The nail in the coffin of attraction

Met a friends new boyfriend for the first time, he accidentally called her by his previous ex's name in front of me - she stayed with him, so the result of that ick was i dumped her! Some people have no pride. Don't know or care if she's still with him
😕

The ick is definitely real. I occasionally get it with my dh (usually when he uses a phrase his late mum used to say).
I have to mentally bleach my brain, take a deep breath and deal with it though 😂

Had he been in combat?

He had a history of high cholesterol in his family so wouldn’t eat butter. He wouldn’t even eat one slice of my fresh out of the oven, still warm bread with butter and wanted low fat cottage cheese on instead.
His house smelled musty and he had the thinnest, mankiest duvet I have ever seen.

Turned out he was my daughter’s RE teacher. And he wore a jaunty little neckerchief scarf around his neck.

In my defence I was going through a dry spell, and I didn’t know about the RE teacher thing.

Similar to me not liking the guys surname. It wasnt that bad tbh, but I was an 18 year old, head full of romantic nonsense and thinking, Im not marrying him with that surname 🤣
Looking back he was actually a really nice young man, he even asked the DJ to play a song that had my name in it .
Who knows, he could have been the love of my life 🥰😍🤣

Tbh looking like Tom Cruise much worse than sloppy kissing

Umm it’s up to him whether he eats butter or not. How very icky to not want to die prematurely of heart problems 🤷‍♀️

> She stands for no messing 😁
She probably stands alone

Called a jumper a "gumpy"

I'm weak after reading this LMAOOOOOO

I was about 18/ 19 and his name was Barry. Shame as he was good looking. I just couldn't get past it and also he told a fib when he met me so with both of those, absolutely not. 🤣

At the time there was Bazza in eastenders so absolutely not.

Is your husband Aidan Turner in Rivals? If not then I agree, that is completely unacceptable 😁

I also met a guy called Barry. His name wasnt the problem. The problem was that he had a bald head but his remaining hair round the edges was very long. I hinted he should put it in a ponytail but he was having none of it 😒 I will say though, that 40+ years on we are still friends and meet up once every year or 2 for a drink. He is still single 🙄😆

Are you sure he wasn’t ex army and had PTSD? Or autism related sensory issues?

When he said he was applying for a new job (okay) and then sent the blank application forms to me and his mum, with the expectation one of us would write his application for him!!! Nope! He didn't even ask. Just sent it. I sent it back saying he had accidentally sent a blank application form, and he said, "No, I want one of you to fill it in, my mum always fills them in for me"
Erm what?!!!
He was 42!
Bye, bye!!

🤣🤣🤣

Was gonna say the same. My DH was gonna change the bulb on my car a few years ago but said it would be an absolute PITA. That the headlight had to come off and short of taking the quarter panel off there was no way of accessing the fitting unless you had what he assumed was an extender. He said garage could easily do it from up on a ramp but not so easy down on the ground without the tools. And also you risked knocking out the alignment.

Is he Bill Bailey, @Dollymylove? (I could forgive his many hair-related errors, I think)

This is a great thread 😂

Ooh had a huge crush on a guy called Barry as a teen. Barry John, the King, one of the greatest rugby players ever!

There’ve been a few but this one springs to mind. Sitting in his bedroom waiting for pizza to cook. Lovingly stroked the pillow on his bed & said he’d had it since he was a baby & proceeded to take the cover off to show this thin, stained, brown pillow then he looked at me with 🥹 🥹 Ick. We were late 20’s

🤣🤣🤣 barman obviously fancied you