I know you will say I am but here goes.......

[Kimi]

I am the one with the DH1 and the new DP
DH1 and I together 23 years 2 lovely kids then drifted apart.... Still love the the man to bits, just can't be a couple right now, we are however still a family and do a lot together see each other every day and get on so much better now.

I have a new DP who was a friend for a long time to DH1 and I, and who loves me and looks after me and my children and gets on well with DH1 (to whom I am still married)

Any way we did not shout our break up from the roof tops, friends and family know but a lot of people don't.

So DS2 is a beaver and as far as everyone at beavers knows Mr and Mrs Kimi are just that, there is one woman leader who has no concept of personal space and every time she speaks to DH1 she is about half and inch away and has to touch his arm, if you knew my DH1 you would know he does not like this.
So we have seen this woman a few times out side of beavers and she has been all DH1 this and DH1 that and has totally blanked me (I find this rude because as far as she knows I am his wife and we are happy).
She is also married so really should not be so um.... "friendly" with other men.
DH1 finds it uncomforitable and I find it bugs me.
A friend of mine who knows about the split says she is just like that, but I see her like that with DH1 more then any of the other dads.

I am not trying to have my cake and eat it, and I am not throwing my toys out of the pram but to put it bluntly she pisses me off by being so bloody rude, If I see anyone I know when I am out who is with their partner I will always acknowlage the partner too.

Talk some reason in to me please ladies.

Indeed I do not have a bit of paper to say it is ended......evil evil evil.....

DH1 is here now by the way so you can abuse him too DP will be back about 8 but the children are here if you want to have a pop at them

Kimi, this is a sustained personal attack on you, I don't think you'd be unreasonable to click the little red exclaimation mark and ask MNHQ to tell Imacowardlynamechanger to back the fuck off.

Kimi...this Beaver woman is rude.
YANBU to think this.

Imaparenttoo sounds to me like a bloke who has been shat on from a great height at some time in his life.

Oh FFS I was busy scrolling up and down for a MNer called beaverlady who'd been rude to you on this thread [dim emoticon]

kimi, is there any chance that you know ima, it all sounds a bit too personal and vicous for her not to know you.

am i the only one that thinks imaparenttoo is a bloke?

He's obviously a bloke. The clue is in the name.

oh I read his/her name as iamprattoo, oops.

GOODEVENING LADIES
I am Kimi's first husband, I have never been on mumsnet before but I do beleive I have learnt the word fanjo, hariobo is bad and no to fruitshoots.

Now IMA or whoever you are just to put things stright although I don't think you will stop or understand

Kimi and I were together a long time, we have 2 fantastic children, and we did our best, sadly this was not enough, we spent a long time working out what to do and in the end we split.
It was hard, and sad but it was for the best.
Kimi's new partner is a nice bloke and was not the reason for the break up, and Kimi told me they had grown close and were going to become an item before they did.
At no point was this man sniffing around my wife. We get on, we have no reason not too.
As I have said we have two children and I love them to bits, there was no nastiness in our break up and there is no nastiness now.

I have no intrest in beaver leader lady and I do find her a little over bearing when she has to get so close to speak to me, I also find her rude to not say hello to Kimi at beavers or elsewhere, it would seem she is like this and not a womans woman.

I find it very insulting to Kimi, myself and our family that you take the stance you do, and find the name calling childish, I must warn you how ever that kimi will take you to task as she has a sharp mind and a tongue to go with it.
We still love each other, we are friends, we get on really well, but as for being husband and wife that part is over, but we do not have to hate each other do we?

We will in time have a bit of paper to apease you I shall scan it and post it so you can see we have all become above board if you like.

As you were!!

He is on the haribo mission now

Gosh it was hard work making him typy that...but I offered him sex to do it and threatened to stop the kids loving him if he did not.........
/kimi wonders off singing puppet on a string....I know that one day tum te tum

The clues are in his posts Desi

'morals of an ally cat' is definitley a bloke's line

Good post FirstMrKimi

I'm beginning to think she wants nothing less than your heads mounted on pikes outside the Tower of London, as a warning to others!

I think IMA is either my ex SIL or a bloke but either way a sad and angry person.....

Please come sit on my hands.....

Hecate can I just have a bell round my neck...unclean unclean....
Or please come throw your rotton fruit at me I don't mind if it is not organic...

is that a come-on. No morals, none at all!

Stone me please for my own good.....

Just had a thought do you think they have wifi at the vatican.....Holy father I have sinned....

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Dior it is only fitting to my wierd life is it not

At least IANBU about rude beaver woman..

Ima seems to have gone... just when it was getting good!
Maybe it was lights out or medication time or his tissue was sticky enough .....

PMSL at 'ThefirstMrKimiHere' what a totally gullible bunch you are - as if!!

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Oh he is back...... oh you got me it was not DH1 it was the cat.......