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DH commenting on my daily jam

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Hanjusy · 25/05/2026 22:20

I have two slices of toast with jam on every day..DH has commented that I’ll be knackering my teeth if I keep this up in the long term.

Mumsnetters, am I the only one to do this!?

Edited to add my DH is a good man and only looking out for me; before anyone suggests I line my quackers up!

OP posts:
OnGoldenPond · 25/05/2026 22:48

The muesli and granola

StrictlyCoffee · 25/05/2026 22:48

Tell him you’re a big girl and know how to brush and floss

KimberleyMilkado · 25/05/2026 22:51

For kefir and kefir…

somethingischasingme · 25/05/2026 22:51

Forever and ever, Alpen.

KimberleyMilkado · 25/05/2026 22:52

Oh yes Alpen is much better than Ramen.

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 25/05/2026 22:52

DollopOfFun · 25/05/2026 22:32

As we forgive those who breakfast against us

You bugger- beat me to it !

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 25/05/2026 22:53

muggart · 25/05/2026 22:39

Lead us not into tempura

Deliver us from Bovril ..

MissMoneyFairy · 25/05/2026 22:54

MyAutumnCrow · 25/05/2026 22:31

That Meghan’s got an H in it.

Very droll

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 25/05/2026 22:58

somethingischasingme · 25/05/2026 22:51

Forever and ever, Alpen.

Boom!

SilverPink · 25/05/2026 22:59

Picturing OPs face when she comes back to this bread, sorry, thread 😂

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 25/05/2026 22:59

KimberleyMilkado · 25/05/2026 22:51

For kefir and kefir…

Drop the mic !

MN is on fire tonight x

Pippin2017 · 25/05/2026 23:01

Flora ever and ever, Bonne Maman.

LarksAscending · 25/05/2026 23:05

Well are your teeth suffering from any decay? If you’re brushing and using interdental brushes etc I don’t see why a bit of jam would be an issue.

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 25/05/2026 23:06

Granola be thy grain ..

Piedpiper99 · 25/05/2026 23:11

😂😂😂😂😂😂

MajesticWhine · 25/05/2026 23:13

What does your DH have for breakfast? I am sure MN can find fault with it.

Blueper · 25/05/2026 23:14

It sounds like you have a small, delicious daily pleasure that brings you joy, and these things are precious. As long as you brush your teeth like a good girl, you'll be fine.

LorenzoCalzone · 25/05/2026 23:16

I've thoroughly enjoyed The Jams Prayer

Your husband sounds like a bit of a fanny OP

spstchmu · 25/05/2026 23:17

Lead us not into marmalade!

FirstdatesFred · 25/05/2026 23:18

I read the title in my head in Lucinda Light’s voice

DetectiveDouche · 25/05/2026 23:20

Brilliant, MN! Bravo 🙌

spstchmu · 25/05/2026 23:21

I had expected this to be about a music session or boogie too. Maybe we all need that in our life. Alongside breakfast prayers 🙏

ThatCyanCat · 25/05/2026 23:25

GalaDinner · 25/05/2026 22:26

I thought this was a traffic thread.

I thought it was music.

justasking111 · 25/05/2026 23:26

I rotate my breakfast toast spread. Rose's lemon and lime marmalade, mandarin marmalade and strawberry jam at the moment. I do brush my teeth afterwards. No dental treatment needed for years.

Enjoy.

PS I want blackcurrant jam now 😁

NameChangeMay2026 · 25/05/2026 23:29

Forever and ever, Alpen. LMAO!!!!