DH commenting on my daily jam

[Hanjusy]

I have two slices of toast with jam on every day..DH has commented that I’ll be knackering my teeth if I keep this up in the long term.

Mumsnetters, am I the only one to do this!?

Edited to add my DH is a good man and only looking out for me; before anyone suggests I line my quackers up!

So does he eat no sugary drinks or food at all?

Give us this day our daily jam.

Totally thought he was criticising you having a little dance and boogie each day, so came on to angrily say he was a total twat. Less outraged now I know it's the food, but still think he should let you be.

And forgive us our croissants

Its jam, not crack.

He needs to unclench.

I thought this was a traffic thread.

Megan? Is that you?

That Meghan’s got an H in it.

As we forgive those who breakfast against us

@Cismyfatarse
Do you think you are actually being witty??
That line is so tedious now..

What flavour?

Is lemon curd counted as jam? I have that most days.

Ooh, I love a nice lemon curd.

For me, it's more like daily gin 🤣

And lead us not into marmite

Lead us not into tempura

Obviously you're being unreasonable, marmalade is the only thing that should be spread on breakfast toast.

Oh I'd be annoyed and deliberately slather it on an inch thick. Pump up the jam, in fact.

For thine is the Kingsmill

Yes. Let's get into the jam nitty gritty.

And those who flap jack against us..

Are gooseberry and blackcurrant jams still fashionable? I love both !

No. I did not think I was being witty. I honestly thought it might be Meg(h)an. I was almost certain. But needed to ask. Just to be certain. One way or the other. I am sorry if you honestly thought I was trying to be funny. I will never do it again.

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