AIBU for scrolling big penis videos after husband keeps commenting on boobs?

[MelonsVAubergines]

I have pretty small boobs. Not non-existent but certainly not of notable size or the first thing anyone would notice about me.

DH has always loved big boobs. Not a porn addict or anything but all of his social media algorithms are clearly influenced by lots of looking at ample chested women. Fine, whatever. He also has a habit of constantly commenting on boobs in media. We were watching a film just now where a female character is based on a character in a game. The woman in the film had absolutely massive norks. He starts banging on about how the actress's boobs are tiny compared to the game character, finds a pic, starts waving it at me.

I've asked him repeatedly not to bang on about boobs. I accept he likes big boobs despite the fact I don't own a pair, it's probably my own issue that I feel uncomfortable when he's going on about them because I hate mine after 2 x pregnancies and significant weight loss. But tonight is yet another instance of him not being able to keep his big boob loving mouth shut (this happens repeatedly).

So instead of once again reminding him that I'd really rather not discuss giant boobs with him at every opportunity, I've scrolled through videos of gigantic hard cocks while he's still rabbiting in about boobs. He has ED issues and while he's not poorly endowed the monsters I was looking at were significantly larger than his.

He clocked what I was doing and started huffing. I parroted what he says to me when I ask him to shut up about boobs, "but they're not as good as yours" using the same half arsed tone and everything. Funnily enough he wasn't impressed and has stropped off to bed saying it's not the same and I'm being completely ridiculous.

AIBU?

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Penises are NOT essential to the success of sex, what on EARTH are you on about?

HAHAHAHAHA

Your DH sounds insufferable. It's like men who ogle women walking down the street, they are so tedious and rank.

OP, love your body shape, it's what you have, it works and it doesn't matter what your DH does, don't let him erode your self-esteem or doubt yourself.

dont get into a tit-for-tat about it, dont get dragged down to his level.

why haven't you left him, he clearly doesn't like you and wants to be with large breasted women, so let him head off in that direction. How can you bear it.

Perfect, keep doing it every. Single. Time
He might start getting nasty if it makes him uncomfortable,but that's all on him, saves you hanging around any longer than need be.
Openly discuss his ED anytime he starst his shite in public too. He only feels better by being stuck with Mrs no titties by passing on his annoyance to you.... Those tits might be small, but they still work!

Brilliant - do it every time he starts again!

I think I’ve found a new username: please don't fight on a thread about willies.

If it was vaginas you would be justified. But boobs? Aren't all men fixated on them?

It's a pretty perfect way of showing him how it feels, yes.

Fantastic response op, keep it up. So to speak.

@sharkstale I had teasing from my parents about my small boobs too when I was younger. My dad would announce (in company) that he recommended using baby bio on my ‘scratched gnat bites ‘. It was awful and my mum just laughed along (as did the guests). I guess it was the 1970’s idea of humour. It didn’t help that my older sister had huge boobs.
Two babies and a few decades later they are a dd cup.

Your husband sounds gross.

It says in OP’s post that she has tried to talk to him, on more than one occasion.

My thoughts too ! Is he stuck at 14 yrs old🤔

I quite understand why you would do that. I just don't understand why you would want to!

I'm straight, I like men, I like what they do with their penises, I just don't think they are very attractive to look at!

That[s HILARIOUS!!!!

I know but I’d try it again before ending it. Then for me it would be over. I wouldn’t be getting into some silly arms race of looking at porn.

HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING LEGEND 👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

Good for you OP! it was a great response. It really sets the scene for quite a conversation.
Like the one I had with the rector at my school in the late 70’s - having got fed up with the centre page pics being put up in our sixth form common room (and tolerated) I got my sister to get me a male pic - the guy was enormous and erect (🤢). It caused mayhem and almost resulted in the termination of my education. The lady pics were subsequently banned (even in the janitors’ rooms - only in the 70’s, eh?).

Laughing my head off!
Good on you Girl. 🥇 🥂

This is gold, from a male, well done you!😂

Hahaha 😂 you're brilliant 👏

I had to reply to this!
What a prick he is!
I have small boobs and have always been jealous of women with big boobs. My mum was the same when I was growing up so she hasn’t helped my insecurities!

My husband never comments on boobs but I couldn’t watch stuff with women with big boobs as it gave me the rage! Why your husband feels the need to comment is totally beyond me, what a selfish prick!

I have become more secure and actually agree that big boobs are appealing (I am bisexual also!) so the tv stuff isn’t a thing for me anymore but if my husband commented it totally would be!

when we first got together, his mates would always call a friend of theirs ‘Katie big tits’ and I hated her (didn’t know her but I was jealous) and I said oh how would you feel if I had a friend called Johnny big dick and he said well I wouldn’t care but am sure he would!

total double standards and your DH sounds unbearable!

Ha ha. I love that you’ve out played him st his own game. Well done 👍

Yanbu one little bit! He's an insensitive twat, and I love how you handled the situation. Do it every time he harps on about big boobs - I bet he gets the message pretty quickly!