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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:13

That having plastic surgery to make yourself more attractive to men is acceptable?

OP posts:
HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 30/03/2026 00:20

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:13

That having plastic surgery to make yourself more attractive to men is acceptable?

How do you know she’s doing it for men?

And even if she was doing it to make herself more sexually attractive ( to either sex) why does that make her a bad role model or a poor teacher?

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:27

Because teachers are supposed to be above all that.

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HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 30/03/2026 00:33

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:27

Because teachers are supposed to be above all that.

Are they?
Why?

Sex isn’t bad you know. Being and wanting to be sexually attractive isn’t bad either.

How you feel about male teachers looking sexually attractive?

ImImmortalNowBabyDoll · 30/03/2026 00:39

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:13

That having plastic surgery to make yourself more attractive to men is acceptable?

Well, do you object to all the other things people do to make themselves more attractive - to men or anyone else?

Auroraloves · 30/03/2026 00:48

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:27

Because teachers are supposed to be above all that.

Above all what?

Even if she was doing it to be more attractive to either sex, what the fuck is wrong with that?

Are teachers not allowed to be attractive? Or to make changes to make themselves feel better?

If not, why not?

Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 06:07

This stems from jealously because she’s attractive

Auroraloves · 30/03/2026 07:49

Catladywithacat · 30/03/2026 06:07

This stems from jealously because she’s attractive

Absolutely

FarmGirl78 · 30/03/2026 07:52

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:13

That having plastic surgery to make yourself more attractive to men is acceptable?

How on earth do you know she's done it to make herself more attractive to men?

Go on. We're waiting.

Auroraloves · 30/03/2026 08:02

FarmGirl78 · 30/03/2026 07:52

How on earth do you know she's done it to make herself more attractive to men?

Go on. We're waiting.

Mrs jealous won’t answer. Disappears for a few weeks then comes back repeating the same old shit. Has been proven to be very unreasonable by the poll and comments and moans when the thread gets restarted again because people don’t agree with her.

oh well

Agix · 30/03/2026 08:05

So women with naturally big breasts can't be teachers then either, I suppose?

Or is it just if they get surgery and actually nothing to do with breast size at all?

Is it any surgery or just cosmetic?

Nose job? Is that an issue?

AgnesMcDoo · 30/03/2026 08:07

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:27

Because teachers are supposed to be above all that.

Above all what?

Amiacoolorwarmcolour · 30/03/2026 08:11

I think your brother needs to stop looking at other women.
Look at the shit parents which surround you op. That should be of more concern than how big a teachers breasts are and what the teacher looks like.
I hope your brother and SIL are perfect in every single way. I hope they always turn up to school in a suit and never, ever do anything unnatural to enhance their appearance.
Christ. All I cared about was how the teachers treated my DCs and that they were educating them, and making my DCs learn whilst at school.
I could not give one shit how big their breasts were or whether they dyed their hair etc.

Farawaytreemagic · 30/03/2026 08:24

I can sympathise. No one wants to see a page 3 girl teaching their children do they @OonaStubbs
I’m assuming the teacher is wearing very revealing clothes?

LadyOfLymeHouse · 30/03/2026 08:44

OonaStubbs · 30/03/2026 00:27

Because teachers are supposed to be above all that.

Wtf?

So should teachers not wear makeup? Or have nice clothes? Have their hair done?

Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to go to bars and nightclubs either.

SleeplessInWherever · 30/03/2026 09:49

Farawaytreemagic · 30/03/2026 08:24

I can sympathise. No one wants to see a page 3 girl teaching their children do they @OonaStubbs
I’m assuming the teacher is wearing very revealing clothes?

I just like my son’s teachers to be capable, I’m not really bothered what their bra size is.

eggsandsourdough · 30/03/2026 10:09

OP.

I had a 32K bust, they looked fake, people ouright asked me several times if they were fake and why did i get them that big.
I had this tiny waist and these massive full boobs that were perky!!

It was the bain of my life, people would stare, comment out loud. Men and woman.
I had young boys shout out at me, men ( specifially on holiday) would try and grab them.

Honestly it was awful!

5 years ago i got a breast reduction and it was the best thing ive ever done.

Your thread is abhorrent.

PinkIcedRing · 30/03/2026 10:52

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mbosnz · 30/03/2026 11:11

Perhaps you and your family would be more comfortable with the children attending a faith based school, taught by nuns?

As a child, as a parent, and as a member of the equivalent of a school's Board of Governors, I never expected teachers to 'be above all that', to not take an interest in their body and their relationships. They're human beings with lives outside the school gates, and like everybody else, their body is their own, not community property.

If my children or partner had come home gossiping about a teacher's body in such a fashion, they'd have got short shrift, reminded of the above, and that they have absolutely no right to police a person's body, including their teacher's.

They're mammary glands. So, they have increased in size. What of it? I'm sure the nipples are covered. I'm sure she can still teach just as effectively as she could before. Her boob size says nothing about her, and other peoples inability to refrain from gossip and commentary says much about them, and none of it favourable.

And just like that teacher's boob size, if people wish to continue this thread and comment upon it, there ain't a thing you can do about it.

FarmGirl78 · 30/03/2026 13:01

Farawaytreemagic · 30/03/2026 08:24

I can sympathise. No one wants to see a page 3 girl teaching their children do they @OonaStubbs
I’m assuming the teacher is wearing very revealing clothes?

I bet she has a nightmare of a job every time she's at the white board doing sums trying to do that twisty pose to get her bum AND tits both on view at the same time. 🤣🤣

LeedsLoiner · 30/03/2026 13:05

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 17/03/2026 07:18

I train teachers - that’s my job. I know what makes a good teacher and it’s not the size of her tits.

As someone who went to an "all boys" grammar school, 16 year old me would beg to differ...😀

Yens · 30/03/2026 13:19

LeedsLoiner · 30/03/2026 13:05

As someone who went to an "all boys" grammar school, 16 year old me would beg to differ...😀

You looked at your teacher's boobs?

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 30/03/2026 13:33

LeedsLoiner · 30/03/2026 13:05

As someone who went to an "all boys" grammar school, 16 year old me would beg to differ...😀

Well 16 year old you was a perv.
The size of a woman’s breasts doesn’t impact on her ability to teach. That’s a fact.

1000StrawberryLollies · 30/03/2026 13:38

Yens · 30/03/2026 13:19

You looked at your teacher's boobs?

Naïve remark. Have you ever met any teenage boys?

LeedsLoiner · 30/03/2026 13:49

Yens · 30/03/2026 13:19

You looked at your teacher's boobs?

“The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.”