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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 06/03/2026 08:19

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 02:58

If they have been artificially enlarged to generate sexual attention, which is overwhelmingly the reason for doing it (and I am not talking about cases of reconstruction following medical issues such as cancer), to the extent that it is clearly noticeable by people that this has been done, then it is inappropriate for a schoolteacher.

Can you specifically explain why having a breast enlargement means you should not be allowed to teach.

Do you think that it’s only women who have surgically enhanced breasts who generate sexual attention?

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 06/03/2026 08:24

NoFiller · 05/03/2026 23:07

I haven’t read any of the replies.

Of course, it is highly inappropriate.

But of course, given the nature of this forum, you will overwhelmingly receive responses that the teacher can do what she wants, that it’s no one else’s business, and, I bet, that even to question her choices is “misogyny”.

Had it been a male teacher wearing a huge dildo in his underpants, the responses would be outrage and telling you to call the police.

And the funny thing is that the posters won’t even be able to recognise or accept their own hypocrisy.

Edited

This is unhinged. The fact you are attempting to compare a woman having large breasts with a man displaying publicly that he is sexually aroused is completely fucked up. Have a word with yourself.

Stompythedinosaur · 06/03/2026 08:33

Should the teacher have left her breasts at home? Switched out for her "going to work" breasts?

Don't be silly.

DameOfThrones · 06/03/2026 09:34

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 06/03/2026 08:24

This is unhinged. The fact you are attempting to compare a woman having large breasts with a man displaying publicly that he is sexually aroused is completely fucked up. Have a word with yourself.

NoFiller seems to have taken over where the OP left off.

The thread that keeps on giving! 🤣🤣

TheMorgenmuffel · 06/03/2026 09:42

PyongyangKipperbang · 05/03/2026 20:07

I think you mean "falsies" or "chicken fillets". Strap ons are.....not what you think they are.

Oh. Blush

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 06/03/2026 09:42

DameOfThrones · 06/03/2026 09:34

NoFiller seems to have taken over where the OP left off.

The thread that keeps on giving! 🤣🤣

It certainly is entertaining!

CinnamonBuns67 · 06/03/2026 10:28

Yabu. The size of someones boobs fake or natural has no impact in their ability to teach or the suitability of their character. I could not care less about the size of any of my childs teachers boobs, I care about 1. How kind they are towards my child 2. Can they meet my childs additional needs? 3. Do they know how to calm her if shes sad? 4. Does my child thrive in their care?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 06/03/2026 17:33

Pusstachio · 05/03/2026 23:51

Tbf I wouldn’t want a dog with a boob job teaching my kids

Neither would I, especially if it was on Universal Credit.

Purdycat82 · 06/03/2026 18:10

I hope you were clutching your pearls as you ushered the children away

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 18:10

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

They are probably real and she is desperately saving up her paltry salary for a breast reduction operation.

Missj25 · 06/03/2026 18:19

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

” I picked my niece up from school today & saw her with my own eyes “ 🤣🤣🤣
Last week there was a thread about how ” inappropriate “ it was for a teacher to have tatoos !
Are you the same person having a laugh 🤣.

If not please pull yourself , your sister & her husband aside .
Grips have to be got here , Seriously like 🤣

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

JustSawJohnny · 06/03/2026 18:21

WTAF is wrong with you?

How does having tits affect a woman's ability to teach?!!

And HOW do you know they're fake?!

And even if they are, WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU?!!

unbelievable.

DameOfThrones · 06/03/2026 18:24

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 18:10

They are probably real and she is desperately saving up her paltry salary for a breast reduction operation.

Odd assumption

Not everyone dislikes their large breasts.

PersephoneSmith · 06/03/2026 18:25

BruceAndNosh · 05/03/2026 21:00

Is the teacher male?

This. If it is a man in a dress pretending to be a woman with ridiculously large fake tits then YANBU
if it is an actual woman then YABU

Sartre · 06/03/2026 18:25

Looking at her breasts enough to deem them fake is more inappropriate tbh.

JustSawJohnny · 06/03/2026 18:26

I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment.

I don't remember there being a background check on my tits pre teacher training.

They were a bit more concerned about education, Police records etc.

Maybe they should have taken a look at my peachy fat ass and questioned whether it was appropriate for the classroom?

Dawnb19 · 06/03/2026 18:28

I think your sister and her husband should stop perving on the teacher. 🤮 How do you know they are fake? Some people are blessed. I had great DD boobs until I had my children at 32. Everyone thought they were fake but I was lucky. Anyway children don't care how big someone's boobs are. Its probably jealous woman who can't trust their husbands that have the problem.

pouletvous · 06/03/2026 18:36

only if she wears inappropriate clothing. Low cut tops?

presumably not.

Chinsupmeloves · 06/03/2026 18:41

What about teachers who have naturally huge boobs? Does this specific job require different rules? A very odd question 🤔

Suedoh · 06/03/2026 18:47

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Yeah. Kind of.

LadybirdDaphne · 06/03/2026 19:09

I’m naturally a 32GG, although I’m an EA, so presumably covered under the provisions of the Sexy Secretary Act (1975).

PGmicstand · 06/03/2026 19:12

Hollowvoice · 05/03/2026 20:21

What is the maximum size allowable in an educational environment?

I remember a teacher at my senior school who was very 'blessed in the boob department'. They were entirely natural as far as I am aware.
Unfortunately this was at a time when teenage boys were horribly behaved and people weren't so fussed about how they spoke to teachers. She must have dreaded coming in every day.

I also have a friend who has absolutely massive knockers. Again, these are entirely natural. I don't know what size she is but I know that she has to wear a sleep bra, and that her boobs go well down to her stomach.

SnippySnappy · 06/03/2026 19:14

30G, university lecturer. If you want to pension me off in my 30s due to boob-related issues I'd gladly take it.

maxslice · 06/03/2026 19:31

As with the concern about teachers with tattoos, this sounds like a you problem. Is she a good teacher? Do the kids like her and enjoy learning? Does she communicate well with the parents, coworkers, and administration? Yes? Then find something worth fretting about. And that you could actually do something about.