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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
LaughingCat · 06/03/2026 19:38

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

As a natural 38JJ, I’ll ensure I don’t ever work with children then, OP. Thanks for the random judgement of us big-chested ladies 😂

ForQuirkyFawn · 06/03/2026 19:52

Especially if it's a bloke....

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 06/03/2026 20:07

I really want to know how you know they're fake.

crispyrick · 06/03/2026 21:00

30 E - best take them off and leave them at home before I teach 🤣

pollymere · 06/03/2026 21:38

How rude are you?! I can assure you that my 32Gs are all my own hard work thank you. I do wear vests under dresses to make sure they're covered up when teaching. Never had a student give them a second glance though.

Laurmolonlabe · 06/03/2026 21:42

These days fake boobs look very like the real thing, if you can't be sure they are fake- best not to put yourself in a very embarrassing position.

SemiRetiredLoveGoddeess · 06/03/2026 22:17

I am old, put on loads of
weight and weigh in at a grand 44F. All my own work.

My boobs are so big, l have to carry them around in two separate wheelbarrows.

So what do you make of that Oona?
🧜💃🫵
Ole!

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

OP posts:
TheLovelinessOfDemons · 06/03/2026 22:26

Is this a primary school? I'm sure the children don't even notice.

ForestGhost · 06/03/2026 22:29

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

Does she get UC top ups and have a dog too?
Will it a full house bingo with you.

Tits are tits, and unless she is getting them out and pushing them into her pupil's faces... I am sure she is doing her job despite her mammaries, fake or not.

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:36

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

“You’re a bit tit, and I don’t like it”

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:42

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

“It has come to my husband’s unexpected attention that a young attractive lady with big knockers has the audacity to teach kids. He’s most upset about it, so much so, that he is now insisting on dropping off the kids in the morning & picking the kids up from school just to monitor the situation. He says if nothing is done about it he will insist on having daily meetings with the aforementioned young lady with the intention of disciplining her”

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:48

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

please give this head

I don’t like some woman has big titties with the kids. It’s not fair. It’s ok if they are real, as that is respectable. But if big bazookas, totally not on. I intend to cum to school and check for myself.

Signed Highly offended.

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 22:53

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

My 13-year old son said his young biology teacher Miss De Meanor, has “great big tits” and a nice azzzz. Obviously, I was horrified hearing this. How dare you employ attractive young teachers to teach biology to kids!! Now my usually lazy son seems to do all his biology homework & insists on attending every lesson.

it’s not on, do you hear?! Not on!

Missj25 · 06/03/2026 22:54

OonaStubbs · 06/03/2026 22:23

I don't know why this thread is still going.

The teachers boobs are definitely fake, of that there is no doubt.

I do not think it is appropriate but clearly I am in the minority.

So what do you think should happen ???
What ?? , she should be called aside by the head & spoken to ??
Told that they feel it’s appropriate that she teaches the children with such big boobs !!!!
Do you see how CRAZY you sound !!!

sanityisamyth · 06/03/2026 22:55

Sorry. I work in a school with 34JJ boobs. Am I some sort of danger to the kids? More of a danger to my back!

ForestGhost · 06/03/2026 22:56

sanityisamyth · 06/03/2026 22:55

Sorry. I work in a school with 34JJ boobs. Am I some sort of danger to the kids? More of a danger to my back!

Smothering them?

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 23:00

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

This takes the biscuit, I don’t want big boobs anywhere near my kids. And I’m not referring to David Jenkins, the Deputy Head whose is nickname is Big Boobs who bought my Victoria Sponge cake at the school fete last summer.

Laurmolonlabe · 06/03/2026 23:00

I made costumes for theatre for years- unless the fake boobs are old and have gone hard and lumpy- and you have seen that because you have seen her with her bra off you cannot be sure they are fake.
As you say though even if they are I don't see that it would interfere with her teaching abilities- so I really don't think you can raise it.

sanityisamyth · 06/03/2026 23:06

ForestGhost · 06/03/2026 22:56

Smothering them?

Ahhh yes! Fair point 🤣

pollymere · 06/03/2026 23:22

Oh... And I've got natural blonde hair too to go with the big boobs. It's never affected my ability to teach kids from 5-19. Although I try and avoid KS1 as they tend to be sticky.

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 23:25

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 06/03/2026 08:24

This is unhinged. The fact you are attempting to compare a woman having large breasts with a man displaying publicly that he is sexually aroused is completely fucked up. Have a word with yourself.

The fact that you seem unable to spot the distinction between a woman having breasts of whatever size they may be naturally (“large” or otherwise being irrelevant), and a woman who deliberately has fake implants for no reason other than to generate sexual attention, while she is teaching young children, is a sad Indictment of whichever education system “taught” you.

One might even wonder if this might conceivably be explained by your being distracted by a teacher’s inappropriate flaunting during English comprehension or analytical skills lessons while at school.

Nicewoman · 06/03/2026 23:25

MidnightMeltdown · 06/03/2026 18:21

Please complain to the school. Would love to see how this letter is worded! 😆

I don’t like the fact that the new young teacher with big “bristols” is teaching kids. It’s not good. I filmed her at the school gate & I’m convinced they are fake. I showed my husband & he’s asked for more film footage, especially when she bends over to pick up toys in the playground. He says they’re fake, and I believe him.

He cares about the situation so much he’s spent hours looking at footage of her with low cut tops on just so we don’t have these Love Island types anywhere near young children.

did you check on her DBS form her medical information with her bra size? I suggest you do so quickly, so we know whether she is fake or not.

BadLad · 06/03/2026 23:30

I don't know why this thread is still going.

No big mystery. It’s because of the amusement and amazement at how stupid the thread is.

NoFiller · 06/03/2026 23:31

DameOfThrones · 06/03/2026 09:34

NoFiller seems to have taken over where the OP left off.

The thread that keeps on giving! 🤣🤣

Exactly as I said in my first post, I quote: “And the funny thing is that the posters won’t even be able to recognise or accept their own hypocrisy.”

😂😂

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