To have walked out of Wuthering Heights

[Beardycapri]

But not for the reasons you think.

I had wind.

Bad wind.

it was squeaky. People turned round. My date was not impressed. Curse you, kale and lentils. Curse you.

Well the moors can be windy.

“Wuthering Guts”

Withering shites

True. But I’m in Northamptonshire.

Could have been one of those sensory "4D" films like at the imax. Blame Heathcliff, I would

Wuthering Tights

Judging by the reviews I've seen so far it could only have improved the experience.
Have you suddenly increased your fibre intake?

Who risks eating kale and lentils before a trip out ???

I gather you aren’t the only one blowing raspberries at this film. Granted, most of aren’t doing it in the theatre in real time, but all feedback is, I’m sure, welcome.

This! 😂 What were you thinking?

You mention a 'date'. Is this someone you've known for long?

Shuddering Tights

Were you out on the wily, windy moors?

I saw a review and the reviewer thought it was brilliant. All the other reviews I've seen were negative.

Just burned my nose snorting my tea at this, 11/10

Kale force winds ont' moors

You are being unreasonable for eating kale. No sane person should eat kale. Kale is the plant form of rubber.

It's a very...squelchy film so I'm not sure I'd have even noticed any additional gusting.

I think she was making a joke about the film…

Doubt you missed much. TV and film adaptations are usually rubbish. The only good ones I can think of are the TV adaptations of I Claudius and Brideshead Revisited. Oh, and the adaptations of Bleak House and Cranford were good as well. In general though, it’s better to just read the book (especially nowadays, when everyone’s more concerned with inclusivity than quality or accuracy).

Id describe this film as moist. If your wind matched it could have been a disaster!

at least your post was interesting 🙃 thank goodness for that

Well this thread has cheered me up this evening

And on a date ... 😂

Arghhhh. I'm fed up of hearing the shit reviews of an absolute classic. Yes, the NOVEL was an absolute classic but the film was never sold as an authentic page by page adaptation of it. Hence the "Wuthering Heights".

To get back to the main point though OP, not the best pre film selection no matter what you are going to see!