To have walked out of Wuthering Heights

[Beardycapri]

But not for the reasons you think.

I had wind.

Bad wind.

it was squeaky. People turned round. My date was not impressed. Curse you, kale and lentils. Curse you.

Oh bore off! It's a bit of light-hearted entertainment.

a bit of light-farted entertainment

😂

Kale is not a food.

Withering Shites.

Sounds like your bum is an excellent critic, OP.

Heath-wiff

At least nobody in the cinema could say they were cold.

I loved this film!!

Pha ha ha ha ha! Brilliant!

Did your date stay and watch til the end?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

She didn’t like the smell. I blamed it on the air conditioning.

Too hot, too greedy...

This.
Why would you do that to yourself?
I love both by the way.

We have a family history of IBS and intolerances. I basically survive on potatoes if I am working the next day because they're are about the only thing that dont give me really bad farts.

I stock up on veg the nights before a day off and spend the day cheerfully farting and smelling like a bear pit.

YANBU at all, and if your date isnt understanding then s/he isnt a keeper anyway!

My tribe.

Years ago I had several dates with a guy, all good. Then he asked me to his house for a meal. He made lentil and kale soup with pumpernickle rye bread. It was not good.

Reminds me of my DD on Tinder before she met her now DP.

She swiped....whichever way is "no", and I said whats wrong with him and she said "He is veggie and I bet his farts are rancid"! But then another one she said "He is a personal trainer and I like chips", she knows her standards!

I envy you, I watched all of it. I'd rather have seen an adaptation of this:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7799991-withering-tights

That explains the train

It’s me, I’m windy
I’ve gone home.

I was thinking the same…

I absolutely loved the first two thirds of WH, and it built up such an expectation for Heathcliffe’s return.

But he returned as an incoherent, two dimensional sex object, so we had literally zero empathy when he was crying over Cathy’s body at the end.

Such a myriad of missed opportunities…just don’t get it. Did she run out of time. and budgeeto

🤣🤣

It's like an exam where you put too much effort into the first bit and before you know it the invigilator says "20 minutes left" and you're scrambling to bring it to some sort of conclusion....