To ask for examples of the worst behaviour you've seen from an adult at a wedding?

[HappyHappyHawaii]

Attended one yesterday as a bridesmaid. The brides cousin was also a bridesmaid, spent the whole morning clearly aggrieved that the day wasn't about her... smoked in the getting ready suite and had to be told to put it out, then lit up again and claimed she had forgotten when the bride told her and made a snarky comment..then presented her silver converse she had customised to wear with her dress as she "doesn't really do heels"... the bride ignored her and sweetly said "at this point I don't think I can stop you" as she knows what she's like then what do you know, she wears the heels! There were loads of instances like this all day and she is 28 but seemed to want to just be am inconvenience all day which I assume was jealousy...even little things like being late for photos and pretending not to hear when called over, pushing the food round her plate, really ungracious behaviour. The wedding was fantastic! She could have really enjoyed it much more. Not really an aibu but whats the worst behaviour youve seen like this?

The butter and bridge roll may have been to make his todger interesting then.

Those who don’t believe the penis in roll story… I’ve been to enough military and rugby events with young men to know this sort of behaviour can be quite common place. Not acceptable. But not unbelievable.

To the poster with the twins and others…I too am not without sin. At my sisters wedding I got absolutely hammered (first night out and alcohol since dd was born- she was 10 months old and staying with grandparents).

It was a Catholic wedding as his family were and the priest attended the reception. Apparently I was talking very loudly about theology and my problems with the Catholic Church (women, abortion, homophobia etc) while the priest and all the elderly catholic relatives were on next table.

The next day everyone asked if I felt alright 🫣.

My sister found it funny, holds no grudges.

My older sister had four bridesmaids: me, a school friend and two youngsters she babysat. School friend, being older than the rest of us by ten years was convinced she was chief bridesmaid. Luckily I was prepared and, although not usually one to stand up for myself I did on this occasion.

She wanted to walk into the church directly behind my sister; I put her at the back. She tried to take the flowers off me to give to my sister on the way out of the church so she'd be in front and walk with the best man; I refused to let go of them. She later told the best man she was having the first dance with him but was, once again, put in her place. Strangely, on the very occasional time I've seen her since she's treated me like her long-lost best friend.

The worst was my sister's behaviour at a friend's wedding. She was married by this point, and hadn't asked this friend to be her bridesmaid, but was still most put out that I was bridesmaid and not her. Couldn't cope with not being the centre of attention, and hated the fact that I was in the wedding party. So she decided to tell our parents during the reception that she had been raped in the past. This meant that I was then left inside whilst my parents and her husband spent the evening consoling her. Awful timing to make such an announcement, but she later admitted she'd lied about it because she was jealous I was getting attention.

This is the second time in this thread that you have tried to excuse away bad behaviour with a whole host of made up scenarios. You did it about the very first post 'maybe she had anxiety' and you're doing it again now. Why?

Perhaps this poster recognises her/himself in some of these stories. @CurlyhairedAssassin have you been shagging in the disabled loos? Popped your buttered penis in a bread roll? Please share.

As in you consume faeces? How did he segue into that? What was he hoping to gain by saying that?

Projection ? That what I’ve assumed.

I just have thanks it’s a long one.

Obvs not true .. your user name says it all

My former brother in law turned up at my wedding, at which my sister, his then gf was bridesmaid in dreadlocks and scruffy clothes (he's white). He did it to irritate my parents (and sadly succeeded, and partially ruined their day). This was the early nineties, and he looked like he should have been on a road protest. Total lack of respect. He went on to milk them for money, and my sister too, before running off with someone else.

They should ban booze completely… my cousin was. Complete and utter something because he likes his booze at a family wedding .. I’d never seen that side of him before and I let it be known that the hurtful things he said to me that he already knew were sensitive issues in the family as we were following the happy couple into the church were never goin to be forgotten … I’ve never felt the same since about him … heartbroken… srill
cant believe his mouth to this day …I was close very close to his dear Mum and Dad and only talk to him for them ❤️.. not lots but still engage here and there

his wife just as bad .. totally blanked me at their sons wedding and my uncles funeral .. even though I greeted her with open arms at the wedding we hosted .. booze … booze booze ..they don’t call it the “demon “ drink for nothing

She caveated with 'not from a moral perspective'.

She didn't state that she was a cocaine user.

She basically said that coke keeps you awake and stops alcohol having a huge effect on people. Which is a fair point and explains why taking it to go through a long day of tiring activity coupled with alcohol is a decision that those who DO take cocaine, often make.

In case you think that my defence of her post means I am also a cocaine user, I am not and never have been.

Omg that poor man, what a horrible woman. Not what the essence of a wedding is about at all!

The best man was the groom’s flatmate. He culminated his speech with a story of the groom coming home drunk one night and being discovered by the other flatmates squatting on the kitchen floor with his pants down, trying to push ice lollies up his bum. Apparently he suffered from piles.

I've just had a coughing fit laughing at this. The mental image.... 😂

Mine's very tame compared to some of these.
One of my friends was getting married, she hadn't seen her older brother (who was a perfectly nice bloke, but unfortunately a barely functioning alcoholic) in years, but her mam insisted she invite him to the wedding.
He was a no show for the church service or the afternoon reception, but we found out later that he'd been seen sitting in a pub just along the road from the church, accompanied by a crate of brown ale.
About halfway through the evening 'do' the door to the room opened and he popped his head in, looking bemused, and beckoned his older sister over.
The conversation went something like:
Him: "Where's our XXX?" (his younger sister, the bride!)
His older sister: "Over there. The one in the white dress."
It was such a shame. He said his hellos, then sat in a corner getting blitzed, and was later helped into a taxi by the best man.

Agree re the roll story - this sort of thing used to happen regularly among a group of army based friends - also penises out in formal photos, draped over people's shoulders etc. (just to be clear - I was not participating! but it doesn't surprise me or seem completely unbelievable for that sort of social group)

🤣🤣 That's so funny! I can sympathise 🍇 🍇. Pharmacist told me to stick the haemorrhoids suppositories in the freezer. so he was on the right track. I hope it was a Zoom or ice pop for ease of entry.

A calippo would be a good size and shape, I wouldn't try a strawberry mivvi though 😂😂

Post-menopause I just can't even get my head around this. Whatever switch people have that makes them potentially vulnerable to such goings on is firmly switched off!

😂😂😂

My mind is now filled with images of penises gracefully draped over people's shoulders like a stylish accessory.

🤣😂 Or a Jubbly

When DD was a baby a mate of my ex’s once asked me if I had any sudocreme. Me what do you want suddcrem for? Him I’ve got piles.😂😂😂 DD had a bad reaction to it as a newborn so not used it since. But the thought of him putting it on his backside then putting his fingers back in the tub. I wouldn’t have let him use it anyway.

That was cold. I'd leave too, and probably cry.

This is really sad.