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Get Victoria Beckham to number 1

162 replies

Wintertime2025 · 21/01/2026 20:45

just saw a thread on this on Twitter. Apparently her song ‘not such an innocent girl’ has gone to number 12. She has never had a number 1 single. They had it positively for her albeit the title of the song seems unfortunate.

i have no idea what went down but I do love Britain's sense of humour

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Whatonearth07957 · 21/01/2026 20:47

Just streamed on spotify. Hope that helps!

Damnd · 21/01/2026 20:50

God well that's going to be extra embarrassment to add to her week

Arlanymor · 21/01/2026 20:50

I'm a bit 50:50 between it being funny but also not wanting to put money in her pocket!

UnhappyHobbit · 21/01/2026 20:51

Why that one!? The one with Dane Bowers was so much better…

Wintertime2025 · 21/01/2026 20:53

UnhappyHobbit · 21/01/2026 20:51

Why that one!? The one with Dane Bowers was so much better…

That’s also what I thought and of the title was loaded

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Sunshineandrainbow · 21/01/2026 20:53

Omg imagine. Never heard of the song

Daytimetellyqueen · 21/01/2026 21:57

I’ve just listened to both on Spotify thanks to this thread!

nondrinker1985 · 21/01/2026 21:59

My goodness I really wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt but that song is horrific

PotteryChuck · 21/01/2026 22:01

Cringe.

BertieWoostersChaps · 22/01/2026 00:03

Oh god this is so British, cringe and funny at the same time! That poor lady. Also agree that one with Dane Bowers was much better.

lilybit2025 · 22/01/2026 00:07

Oh god what an awful song

VictoriaFeckham · 22/01/2026 00:28

She has never had a number 1 single. Not yet.

TheGerund · 22/01/2026 00:38

Is that the one with the auto-tuning that actually makes her sound worse?

Or the one that Groovejet beat to No 1? Or are they all auto-tuned?

Wintertime2025 · 22/01/2026 04:49

VictoriaFeckham · 22/01/2026 00:28

She has never had a number 1 single. Not yet.

Well o just checked and she has moved up to number 2 in the I tunes chart!!

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BootMaker · 22/01/2026 04:53

So bad...

JanuaryJasmine · 22/01/2026 04:58

And you can't think why she hasn't had a number 1 hit???

getting a pity number 1 should be humiliating, but she's too full of herself to even consider it's out of pity.

Tontostitis · 22/01/2026 06:10

It's a show of piss taking support that the British do so very well.

chunkyBoo · 22/01/2026 06:53

Sorry I had to turn that off 😵

PonkyPonky · 22/01/2026 07:27

Tontostitis · 22/01/2026 06:10

It's a show of piss taking support that the British do so very well.

It’s exactly this. It’s not pity. I think it’s great what the British can up with in a time of crisis 🤣

CandiedPrincess · 22/01/2026 07:30

I think it's hilarious. Can't imagine she'd find it embarrassing. I really like her so good to luck to her. Listened to it yesterday, it was wonderfully nostalgic- most music was crap in that period of time.

ThePoshUns · 22/01/2026 07:32

As if she isn’t embarrassed enough, leave her be.

GottaKeepItClassy · 22/01/2026 09:16

Just looked - VB charting at No.2!

Wintertime2025 · 22/01/2026 13:35

Now at number 1. I love the British sense of humour

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VictoriaFeckham · 22/01/2026 13:37

Yay!!! I'm glad my mother wasn't a pop star.

Rituelec · 22/01/2026 13:38

No way