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Get Victoria Beckham to number 1

162 replies

Wintertime2025 · 21/01/2026 20:45

just saw a thread on this on Twitter. Apparently her song ‘not such an innocent girl’ has gone to number 12. She has never had a number 1 single. They had it positively for her albeit the title of the song seems unfortunate.

i have no idea what went down but I do love Britain's sense of humour

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AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 23/01/2026 09:39

bathsmat · 23/01/2026 08:59

I reckon for someone so image obsessed she’s more embarrassed about this resurfacing vs the fallout!

😂 Me too. And I can't really blame her. It's not even so bad it's good. It's just baaaadddd!

Rainershine · 23/01/2026 09:51

I agree that Out of Your Mind is a much better tune. And the lyrics are very fitting!

Daytimetellyqueen · 23/01/2026 11:44

I noticed her song was played on Love Island last night - love it!

BertieWoostersChaps · 23/01/2026 16:18

This song is truly and utterly shit. My ears!!

Member278307 · 23/01/2026 16:30

AWFUL

ThatsPlentyIsa · 23/01/2026 19:28

You know who I feel really sorry for? Posh’s eyebrows. That semi-alien no-eyebrows make-up look. Blimey. Just watching that video for Not Such an Innocent Girl makes my entire forehead sting in sympathy. What were we thinking, etc etc.

YourTruthorMine · 23/01/2026 19:37

Please let's not resurrect 90s singers who were crap vocalists to begin with. I think standards are higher these days & your Anne-Maries, Jessie Js, Dua Lipas etc can actually sing. In the 90s all you needed was the right look , a few dance moves and a bit of auto tune

Gahr · 23/01/2026 19:54

Tontostitis · 22/01/2026 14:10

Also the British have a very strong sense of fair and what Brooklyn and Nicola are doing is not fair. So we'll support Posh, even those that don't really like Posh and Becks can see what a nasty thing this is to do your parents/in laws.

Oh, give it a rest.

Gahr · 23/01/2026 19:54

She has negative talent. Just dire.

Suusue · 23/01/2026 20:37

Its No 1 now on two platforms!

Queenoftartts · 24/01/2026 05:28

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 22/01/2026 18:06

So have I. And like Lady Becks, I'm also tone-deaf. So if I record myself murdering singing a song and release it please could you lovely lot get me loadsa money to number one please.

To be fair though it's not as bad as that awful Kylie song XMAS and that got to number one. A family member of mine is a fan. He never said it was awful but just said well it's not one of her best. It only got to number one because it was Kylie not because it's a good song.

Gahr · 24/01/2026 11:37

mumofoneAloneandwell · 22/01/2026 19:25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how epic

has the campaign worked? 👀👀

get dancing vick!!

My god, I forgot that she used to have a normal body, not a skeletal one.

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