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To start a conspiracy theory thread about the pyramids?

340 replies

Gardener82 · 05/12/2025 23:03

Do you believe the pyramids or The sphinx were built by the ancient Egyptians?
I’m just watching Egypt’s Secret code and Bradley Walsh isn’t accepting this theory, my husband believes it was Aliens.
I don’t know what I think really, please discuss, Share your thoughts.

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MsWilmottsGhost · 06/12/2025 08:08

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 07:28

Oh come on, anyone who has seen how fast good clinical practice yielded to ideaology where gender distressed children are concerned will have a healthy skepticism towards any supposed "experts" now

How did you manage to shoehorn this into a thread about fucking pyramids 🤦

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:20

MsWilmottsGhost · 06/12/2025 08:06

Many advanced societies have collapsed in the past. Often seems to be because they were so successful - they get bigger and bigger and more people, and then there's a slight change in the weather, the rains don't come when expected..

I love reading archeology and ancient history. Shame no one else seems to, there are lots of lessons for a modern society to learn 😬

When do you think the apex of our current civilisation was or will be? And what sort of theories do you have for our own collapse

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:21

Blarghism · 06/12/2025 07:46

Inbreeding and invasion.

A lesson for us

Velvian · 06/12/2025 08:22

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:20

When do you think the apex of our current civilisation was or will be? And what sort of theories do you have for our own collapse

The first sign is painting roundabouts. 😅

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:23

MsWilmottsGhost · 06/12/2025 07:58

As is being hyper individualistic "I don't need anyone telling me what to do" types, thus they can't comprehend that when large numbers of humans work collaboratively we can achieve stuff impossible for a single human working alone.

All over the planet things were carved and built out of big rocks. It's pretty obvious it was all done by local humans societies. It just takes a lot of people a lot of time, so there has to be a point. This is really what we don't understand - the why they wanted to.

The reason we can't do it now is because no one can get enough people who want to, and have the time to do it. Its usually 5 historians and some local reenactment groups over a weekend.

Think of UK cathedrals - no one thinks they were built by aliens, but they took hundreds of years to build. Now it would be impossible to organise that too, but we all understand it could be done if we wanted to.

Does it ever make you think Neitszche was right about how catastrophic the death of God has been for us?

TheJustJoker · 06/12/2025 08:23

CurlewKate · 06/12/2025 00:02

I’m sure I saw something recently by someone knowledgable which said it wasn’t slaves but seasonal workers who built pyramids when they weren’t being agricultural workers.

Edited

Correct. It was seasonal labour used when agricultural population had done their thing and was collectively twiddling its thumbs. No slavery as we understand it. Also a papyrus discovered some years ago in a cave on the Red Sea detailed how the workforce was assembled and the stone transported. There were canals serving the Giza plateau to sail the blocks to the site. The Egyptians were obsessive administrators so we have some insight into their world. They wrote everything down-no mention of little green men though 😏

BitOfAWeirdo · 06/12/2025 08:24

Any theory that rests on the idea that people thousands of years ago couldn't possibly do something is just patronising bullshit.

Elsvieta · 06/12/2025 08:25

You know there are academics who devoted their careers to Egyptology, right? Do you think your husband has spotted something they haven't? Really?

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:25

MsWilmottsGhost · 06/12/2025 08:08

How did you manage to shoehorn this into a thread about fucking pyramids 🤦

Edited

Because once it seemed obvious that institutions could be trusted. Once you've seen several examples of people doing the very opposite of the thing they're trained to do and paid to guard against, trusting anything becomes an act of (often misplaced) faith

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:27

Velvian · 06/12/2025 08:22

The first sign is painting roundabouts. 😅

A symptom of the cause you say?

NotFBI · 06/12/2025 08:29

ByDreamyNavyDreamer · 06/12/2025 06:45

Neuroscientists have been studying the brains of people who believe in conspiracy theories. They found they often process information differently. Their brains show slightly lower activity in areas linked to flexible, critical thinking, which can make random events seem like hidden patterns. Conspiracy theorists aren’t the geniuses they think they are, but their brains are wired to mislead them basically.

See now i think brains of people who discard everything that is "conspiracy theory" are the inflexibly thinking ones. 😁
There were "conspiracy theories" that proved right. So why not aliens 😁

NotFBI · 06/12/2025 08:31
X Files What GIF by The X-Files

Bit cheeky of people to think we are the only ones in universe. No one is that special

FlyingApple · 06/12/2025 08:34

They were built by giants.

Notmyreality · 06/12/2025 08:35

You want to start a conspiracy theory on something which is literally the original conspiracy theory? Think that ship has sailed…

KimberleyClark · 06/12/2025 08:36

NotFBI · 06/12/2025 08:31

Bit cheeky of people to think we are the only ones in universe. No one is that special

I do believe there is life elsewhere beyond the Earth. I just don’t believe aliens built the Pyramids. The two beliefs are not incompatible.

NotFBI · 06/12/2025 08:40

KimberleyClark · 06/12/2025 08:36

I do believe there is life elsewhere beyond the Earth. I just don’t believe aliens built the Pyramids. The two beliefs are not incompatible.

Compromise. They helped 😁

Notmyreality · 06/12/2025 08:40

RedTagAlan · 06/12/2025 01:55

I don't buy that.

Consider the water cycle. Near everyone on earth today has some awareness of how it works. And that is a relatively recent discovery. There is no evidence the ancients do.

That's just one example.

Eh? The water cycle is a recent “discovery”? Think you’ll find even ancient civilizations had a basic understanding of the fundamental links in nature.

Onelifeonly · 06/12/2025 08:44

Ancient Egyptians were pretty similar, if not identical to us, in their abilities to think, plan and solve problems. They didn't have all the technology we now have, but somehow humans in the past from many different eras and parts of the world managed to create many lasting structures that we still have today and many others that we don't. We don't know everything about their times, but why would anyone assume they were incapable of making large monuments from stone? If it required the expertise of, now defunct, aliens surely these structures would have been far more complex and technologically advanced that they were - otherwise, how did these aliens get to Earth?

Plus the universe is vast and Earth an insignificant part of it. Why would aliens chose it over the millions of other choices they would have?

Logic is a wonderful thing!

Confused506 · 06/12/2025 08:46

They had whips. Massive massive whips.

Velvian · 06/12/2025 08:49

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:27

A symptom of the cause you say?

Sorry that was the first sign of the collapse, not the apex. I think we can see the apex somewhere behind us. Maybe the fall of the Berlin Wall was the apex in Europe and downhill since then.

WalkDontWalk · 06/12/2025 08:50

Modern people think that ancient people were dim. They weren't. They were as intelligent as us. A child born 5000 years ago, if transported to Islington at birth, would stand as much chance of getting into Oxbridge as any other kid in the neighbourhood.

So, being intelligent, they solved problems. We just don't know how they solved them.

Except sometimes we can work it out.

Search on YouTube for Man Lifts 20 Ton Block By Hand.

NotFBI · 06/12/2025 08:59

Maybe the fall of the Berlin Wall was the apex in Europe and downhill since then.
Not for europe eaat of it though

ByDreamyNavyDreamer · 06/12/2025 09:17

NotFBI · 06/12/2025 08:29

See now i think brains of people who discard everything that is "conspiracy theory" are the inflexibly thinking ones. 😁
There were "conspiracy theories" that proved right. So why not aliens 😁

I just like my thinking supported by evidence!

MsWilmottsGhost · 06/12/2025 09:26

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:20

When do you think the apex of our current civilisation was or will be? And what sort of theories do you have for our own collapse

Eh? Is this a serious question for me? I read this stuff as a hobby, I'm just a nerd 😂

I'm just boggled by how some people seem to think that the humans living 5000 years ago were somehow different from current humans.

We do the same stuff, and make the same mistakes.

MsWilmottsGhost · 06/12/2025 09:30

BlueJuniper94 · 06/12/2025 08:25

Because once it seemed obvious that institutions could be trusted. Once you've seen several examples of people doing the very opposite of the thing they're trained to do and paid to guard against, trusting anything becomes an act of (often misplaced) faith

"Institutions" are just people. People just like you and me. People just like the ones who built pyramids. We're all just people.