To think it should be mandatory that dogs wear shorts to cover their genitals in public?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

I love dogs. There's a dalmatian near me that brings me true joy during the school run 🥰

But now that I've admired your dog from my car, got my dopamine hit, I am now faced with the task of avoiding glancing at its testicles and therefore being mildly grossed out during the rest of my journey.

In 2025, I shouldn't be forced to see a dogs genitals!

Time to introduce 'dog boxer shorts' so I can go about my day in peace! Someone needs to get onto Kier Starmer, honestly.

What about horses and donkeys? Far more impressive than dogs in the trouser department!

Triumph has a bra - for the way you are…
was their advertising line 😂

Jo Brand used to sneer at that claim - she said "Not even Isambard Kingdom Brunel has a bra for the way I am!"

It would be deeply impractical to have an all in one dog onesie without a hole though.

Late to the party on this one, but yes and more importantly for me is to cover up the winky bum holes of those dogs with curly up tails! I hate walking behind dogs and seeing their pink bum holes winking at me. I have a dog but thankfully he is hairy so no bits on display. He’d look great in a pair of y fronts though….

I think the legs on furniture should be hidden like in Victorian times they give me the vapours

Maybe I'm thinking way too much about this... but surely it would have to be quite a sizeable hole to avoid getting stray poo over the fabric around the hole? So sizeable that it wouldn't really discreetly hide any unsightly nethers?

I don't think dogs are particularly adept at (or bothered about) aiming with pinpoint accuracy when they go all out for the curl?!

The Winky Bum Holes sound like they should be a tribute band for the Dandy Warhols

😂😂😂