To think it should be mandatory that dogs wear shorts to cover their genitals in public?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

I love dogs. There's a dalmatian near me that brings me true joy during the school run 🥰

But now that I've admired your dog from my car, got my dopamine hit, I am now faced with the task of avoiding glancing at its testicles and therefore being mildly grossed out during the rest of my journey.

In 2025, I shouldn't be forced to see a dogs genitals!

Time to introduce 'dog boxer shorts' so I can go about my day in peace! Someone needs to get onto Kier Starmer, honestly.

Oh dear. In 15 years time, they'll be sharing this with their therapist, and blaming you.

I’m reminded of a young nephew who once remarked to Dsis, that their dog was licking his balls again.

Dsis told him that ‘balls’ was a bit rude, the correct word was ‘testicles’.
A few days later he said, ‘What was that word again, Mum? The one that means willyballs?’ 😂

To be fair, though, if it's a small dog and there's a few inches of snow, I can see how the dog might appreciate not having his bits dangling.

😳 I don't really know what to say 😀

Bitches in Britches for the laydee dogs

Now that is a great marketing idea.

Wearing a coat without pants doesn’t sound very normal.
I think we need to have a word with your Mum. What she was thinking?

Wish l hadn’t taken a mouthful of coffee before reading this…………….slinks off to change t shirt and clean screen !!

You think that's bad, I'd a guinea pig ejaculate on me once.

Just leaving this here (not my cat)

With the exception of coats for breeds that feel the cold clothes have no place on dogs.

I'm sure not looking at animal genitals isn't that difficult.

I know! The poor creature seems only partially attired.

In the absence of having anything more entertaining to say, I hope to find this thread in Classics soon.

Has brightened my morning.

@MNHQ - this is why we need the laugh emoji back!

😭😭😭😭😭🙌🙌

I'm trying to design a garment that incorporates a nappy at one end & a muzzle at the other.

😭😭👀👀 omg

I will invest ££££

😄😄

We do need the laugh emoji back!

If I ❤️ your post, just know i am giggling away

We quite often mock our dog for having his bits out all the time. Luckily I don’t think he understands so he isn’t ashamed.

He doesn’t have testicles though- I rarely see them on adult dogs. I think getting them removed is the responsible thing to do.

@InterestedDad37 👀👀 😄😄

Oh stop !

Tell that to Winnie the Pooh!!

Nothing new about this idea, remember Mrs Forrester’s cow in Cranford?