To think it should be mandatory that dogs wear shorts to cover their genitals in public?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

I love dogs. There's a dalmatian near me that brings me true joy during the school run 🥰

But now that I've admired your dog from my car, got my dopamine hit, I am now faced with the task of avoiding glancing at its testicles and therefore being mildly grossed out during the rest of my journey.

In 2025, I shouldn't be forced to see a dogs genitals!

Time to introduce 'dog boxer shorts' so I can go about my day in peace! Someone needs to get onto Kier Starmer, honestly.

It was a baby. I was holding it.

Oh. That's different. When you said "crocodile" I had the image of a large, fierce predator in my head 🐊

I can only imagine the carnage that would be caused through wrestling my cats into these.

Especially when you're looking for your lost beret and you keep thinking you've found it and reaching down to pick it up.

I can imagine how well your knicker check goes down with visitors!

Better not her you can by boots for dogs. I think crocs do them. But might have imagined that bit

I hadn't really thought about balls but I really do hate dog's visible bumholes. Huskies, pugs, oh no, yuk. Especially when you see their owner carrying a bag of shit. Shitty bumhole right there🤑

Crocs?
@Yesimmoaningaboutbenefits may be interested....

Or the dog's Frisbee. So many mistakes , especially now the clocks have changed.

This man will sort all your underpant needs:

herculevanwolfwinkle.co.uk/print-store

Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mh2yr/dogs_butthole_looks_like_jesus_christ/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Sanitary pants for female dogs on their ‘period’ …….

Dog Butt holes and scrunch bum leggings both give me the ick

These exist. Some bitches bleed a lot, so some owners will use dog hygiene pants to stop it getting everywhere.

Clothes horse.

On a weekend visit to a friend her female golden lab was wearing canine pull-ups... I didn't say anything, just assumed it was the way things are!

They shouldn’t have testicles because they should be neutered.

😂😂😂😂

I’m sure I heard David Attenborough once say the only animal to menstruate apart from humans is the gorilla.

😄😄

Omggg 😭😭😭 thats worse than the dalmatians bollocks!!

I hate looking at dcat after shes pooped 😭 i just think 'how much poop residue is there'

See animal nipples are another ick of mine but I feel bad

Like i'm shaming working breastfeeding mums 😭😭

Doesn't bother me. But some dogs seem to have huge plums. Intact male dachshunds always seem to have a pair that are way out of proportion to their body.

Pet rats however. I always had females as the boys had huge nads and I hated the feel of them.

Omg one time I was on twitter and is saw a video of this podcast man absentmindedly masturbating his dog! No word of a lie!

But nothing happened to him 🤷‍♀️