To think it should be mandatory that dogs wear shorts to cover their genitals in public?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

I love dogs. There's a dalmatian near me that brings me true joy during the school run 🥰

But now that I've admired your dog from my car, got my dopamine hit, I am now faced with the task of avoiding glancing at its testicles and therefore being mildly grossed out during the rest of my journey.

In 2025, I shouldn't be forced to see a dogs genitals!

Time to introduce 'dog boxer shorts' so I can go about my day in peace! Someone needs to get onto Kier Starmer, honestly.

Aww, I think that's nice. Stops a mess.

He used to sit on the back of the sofa and try and lie on my head .

I don’t like seeing dogs’ bollocks either. Especially big dogs with prominent testicles. Gross. I do understand your distaste.

But it’s ridiculous to suggest they wear underpants. I assume you were being a bit playful with your original post and not entirely serious.

Oh dear. Was he trying to be dominant?
disclaimer - my only knowledge of dog behaviour comes from previews of dog behaviour shows

No not really they just like to be close to you.

I'm totally on board with this one - also short haired dogs with permanently raised tails, whose bumholes are in constant view - 🤮

Right. Surely lying on your lap, rather than your head though?

I saw a dog wearing a nappy on a bus once. I’d much rather see that than dog wee!

PP is right about cows. Tits out all over the place. This isn’t Magaluf. Cover them up!

I know what you mean. My male lab loves lying on his back, legs splayed, and it is a bit indecent

Do you reckon? 😂

Dog long johns. The ideal Christmas present for the pup who has everything.

Aww! It's nice to see somebody attempting a bit of humour.
I bet this sort of thread was all the rage in the olden days of MN when it was all fields round here etc
The father of a friend of mine totally based his masculinity on the fact his Great Dane wasn't castrated. He even called him "BrandyBalls".
The day my cat beat BrandyBalls into a corner with her claws until we rescued the poor, shivering mutt was probably the last day my friend's father could get an erection.

A friend of mine made knickers for her dog in season, from her children’s cloth nappies! Looked pretty cute!

My dog lies across the back of the sofa with his head on top of mine. Closeness doesn’t always mean lying on your lap. And yes, sometimes his bollocks are closer to my head than I’d like but given he hardly tolerates his collar I doubt pants will help any.

Complete with Simon Cowell waistline.

Cow bras. I'm pitching that one to Touker Suleyman

It's a very kind offer, but do you know, I won't... thanks all the same!

I passed a dog yesterday that had what looked like a onesie on. No genitals could be seen. Dog didn't look that happy and I wondered how it could possibly go to the toilet without the owner/dog walker having to take the whole thing off. 🤔

It looked weird to be honest. Poor dog

Ah, OK - so it's only because they long to be close to you; and not that they think they're on top of the world!

I'll have to find that picture I saw recently of the miracle of a dog's arse upon which Jesus's face had appeared

Brings a whole new interpretation to when somebody says "Have you noticed the dog's pants?"

I'm not sure why you're limiting this to dogs. We have boy guinea pigs who clamber over you, dragging their remarkably big bollocks against your skin. It gives my DC the hebegebees.

My neighbour's dog wears a onesie in bad weather. It saves them having to deal with a mud caked, dripping labradoodle twice a day, every day in winter.

He doesn't mind it at all and it has a peep hole for pooping and peeing so all's well.

A German shepherd ran into my front garden and left an enormous steaming turd on the lawn the other day... and as if that wasn't bad enough, his dog then went and did exactly the same.

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