The Appeal of Reform.....
"How's your kid's physiotherapy going?"
"Not that great. Been three times and not much improvement."
"There's a bloke at my pub who says physiotherapists are useless."
"Oh - is he a physiotherapist himself?"
"No. Not sure what he is, really. But he likes a pint."
"And he reckons physiotherapists are useless? The one we've got for Audrey at the moment doesn't seem to be doing much. She's always achey after a treatment."
"You should let the bloke at the pub have a go."
"Yeah - can't do any worse than the current one, can he?"
"Gotta try something new for little Audrey's sake. His name's Nigel. I'll give you his number."